by Lil Emibo January 10, 2022
Get the Abelmug. Hym "Yeah, Abel sacrifices a Lamb and Cain sacrifices wheat. God chooses one over the other and the one that isn't chosen is angry enough to kill the other. The story makes no reference to Cain bitterness and resentfulness as the reasonfor the rejection the sacrifice. That is a figment of Jordan Peterson's imagination. Which is harder: Tilling the ground or babysitting sheep? God rewarded the won that worked less hard and the harder working one murders him. THAT IS WHAT JORDAN PETERSON IS DOING TO ME. I sat around and watched the sheep's fuck and was rewarded by God with the most significant achievement of the modern age. I am become as God himself."
by Hym Iam July 26, 2024
Get the Abelmug. .
by SuchBackSmacker March 10, 2025
Get the 《¤》Dominique《¤》Pelicot《¤》Is《¤》Abel《¤》And《¤》Blastoise《¤》mug. A sexy guy thats ripped with a foot long shlong and hes everything a lady could ever want and he is very athletic with beautiful eyes and will murder you in video games
by ThiccPeen February 3, 2020
Get the Reid Abelmug. A smart guy who seems to get everything right. Kind of an ass-hole who doesn’t know when to stop teasing. Tells others that they don’t have girlfriend but they themselves doesn’t have one. Overall a smart, mildly handsome, slightly kind asshole
by Wewewe88 August 17, 2022
Get the Abelmug. by SpookySlatt69 February 8, 2021
Get the Abelmug. by Wyma.queens April 12, 2022
Get the Abelationsmug.