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L.A.P.

Live Audio Porn.

One is treated to L.A.P. when a neighbor/roommate with whom you share a thin wall, or live close enough to, has loud sex. Generally characterized as a truly terrifying experience in which the recipient of the L.A.P. is subjected to aural terrorism in the form of moans, groans, yelps, heavy breathing, bed/furniture crashing, and various other unsettling noises.
Last night, while I was trying to study for my final, my disgusting roommate and his girlfriend treated me to a L.A.P.

The L.A.P. I caught the other night was so bad, I could tell she didn't cum.
by Disgruntled Roommate December 26, 2008
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B.A.P.

Blonde Asian People, also known as Best Absolute Perfect. Debuted in 2012.
by zeloisperf January 12, 2013
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Z.A.P.

Did you here about the homeless guy in Florida eating another guy? Hope you have a Z.A.P. ready.
by Slip_dan December 12, 2012
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S.O.A.P

Dude, It's S.O.A.P., man, S.O.A.P!
by Amys April 5, 2006
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g.a.p.s

by quiad January 20, 2004
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G.A.P

G.A.P. is an acronym for Good Ass Pussy.
I go to HU where them fine dymes got that G.A.P.

Be warned though, G.A.P. will NOT raise your G.P.A.
by KamJam May 18, 2007
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W.A.P.A.B

You know that boy Brandon? He's a W.A.P.A.B!
by Roxi Smith August 27, 2009
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