A D.A.B. is a girl who is a "drunk ass bitch". She often knows and may refer to herself as a D.A.B. They are often very hammered and do not think before acting, therefore they look silly.
A designated D.A.B. is the person for the night who will become the most shit faced and act the most ridiculous. They can be appointed at the start of the night, but most often as the night goes on, the designated D.A.B. slowly surfaces.
A designated D.A.B. is the person for the night who will become the most shit faced and act the most ridiculous. They can be appointed at the start of the night, but most often as the night goes on, the designated D.A.B. slowly surfaces.
That girl is dancing off beat to the music and is spilling her drink everywhere. She looks like she might be the designated D.A.B. for the night.
by thatgirlyouknow. July 26, 2009
Get the Designated D.A.B. mug.Goverment funded anti-drug program that sends police officers to teach 5th graders how to use common household items to get high. They also show children videos featuring a penguin and a rabbit who kidnap kids and force them to smoke the 'evil' marijuana. Because D.A.R.E. is notorious for using false information and scare tactics, most kids with common sense don't take the program seriously. Basically it's a huge waste of tax dollars and school time.
* 5th Grade Classroom *
D.A.R.E. Officer: Now children, as you know, most drug users are lazy, jobless, homicidal rapists, and since drugs cost alot of money, many druggies will use household items to get high.
Kid: Like what?
D.A.R.E. Officer: Oh, lots of things like white-out, paint thinner, sharpies, keyboard cleaner, whipped cream cans, and gas fumes can be used to get high.
Kid: Whoa, cool!
* Everyone starts sniffing markers *
D.A.R.E. Officer: Now children, as you know, most drug users are lazy, jobless, homicidal rapists, and since drugs cost alot of money, many druggies will use household items to get high.
Kid: Like what?
D.A.R.E. Officer: Oh, lots of things like white-out, paint thinner, sharpies, keyboard cleaner, whipped cream cans, and gas fumes can be used to get high.
Kid: Whoa, cool!
* Everyone starts sniffing markers *
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Yo grab that D.A.N so we can't feel our faces later on.
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