Muhammad is very quiet at first but once you become friends with him he is nothing but quiet he plays sport if hes a black Muhammad, im talking hell shit on you in basketball and soccer and any sport you want, you name it swimming tennis ANYTHING. if you find a Muhammad make sure you cherish him, and if you find you a Muhammad make sure to keep him
by N.W.B.D (NIGGA WITH BIG DICK) March 21, 2022
Get the Muhammadmug. Prophet Muhammad means a pedophile who forced a little girl to marry him and then raped her. Often worshiped by people like him and pray about him. Piss be upon him.
Image of Muhammad included.
Image of Muhammad included.
Person 1: Hey dude, what's another name for a pedophile with 8 letters and starts with m?
Person 2: Muhammad
Person 1: Oh yeah, "prophet Muhammad". Muhammad dammit piss be upon him, you're right!
Person 2: Muhammad
Person 1: Oh yeah, "prophet Muhammad". Muhammad dammit piss be upon him, you're right!
by Rusty Carrot March 2, 2025
Get the Prophet Muhammadmug. The best person in the world.
He is the sweetest person ever and deserves all the love and happiness.
A very genuine, caring person who will be their to emotionally uplift you. Has so much love for all his family members, friends and loved ones.
A really selfless individual. He has a big heart and is also intellectual and philosophical. Gives the best advice to everyone and will be your number one supporter.
Extremely hardworking and dedicated.
Very very attractive, boyfriend material
He is the sweetest person ever and deserves all the love and happiness.
A very genuine, caring person who will be their to emotionally uplift you. Has so much love for all his family members, friends and loved ones.
A really selfless individual. He has a big heart and is also intellectual and philosophical. Gives the best advice to everyone and will be your number one supporter.
Extremely hardworking and dedicated.
Very very attractive, boyfriend material
is that Muhammad over there?
yes!
how I wish we could be friends, he seems like the best person ever
yes!
how I wish we could be friends, he seems like the best person ever
by shrek runch randa November 24, 2021
Get the Muhammadmug. Often used to express emotion about an imaginary person. Muhammad dammit means to say that something was funny, surprising, or crazy.
Person 1: *Drops a bucket of paint on third floor.*
Person 2: Muhammad dammit! Watch out, you almost dropped that on me!
Person 1: Hey, don't say that! That hurts my feelings! I'm gonna hit you because my "religion of peace" says to do it to non believers.
Person 2: I'd like to see you try.
Person 1: *Punches like a pussy ass little girl.*
Person 2: *Pimp slaps the cunt pedo worshiper.*
Person 3: Islamophobia!
Person 2: He tried to hit me first.
Person 3: It's his right you islamophobe! #freepaleshit
Person 2: SMH I'm sorry your parents dropped you when you were a baby.
Person 3: Duh I want to be like Muhammad. Where the kids at?
Person 2: Muhammad dammit! Watch out, you almost dropped that on me!
Person 1: Hey, don't say that! That hurts my feelings! I'm gonna hit you because my "religion of peace" says to do it to non believers.
Person 2: I'd like to see you try.
Person 1: *Punches like a pussy ass little girl.*
Person 2: *Pimp slaps the cunt pedo worshiper.*
Person 3: Islamophobia!
Person 2: He tried to hit me first.
Person 3: It's his right you islamophobe! #freepaleshit
Person 2: SMH I'm sorry your parents dropped you when you were a baby.
Person 3: Duh I want to be like Muhammad. Where the kids at?
by Rusty Carrot March 2, 2025
Get the Muhammad dammitmug. Muhammad Hazim is the epitome of charisma, effortlessly drawing people into his orbit with his magnetic personality and undeniable charm. With an aura that exudes confidence and warmth, Hazim has a natural ability to captivate those around him, leaving a lasting impression wherever he goes.
Hazim's charm isn't just skin-deep; it's a reflection of his genuine interest in people and his ability to make everyone feel special in his presence. His genuine smile and sparkling eyes instantly put others at ease, creating an atmosphere of comfort and connection.
One of Hazim's most notable traits is his knack for attracting the attention of women effortlessly. His charm and charisma make him irresistible to many, and he seems to effortlessly navigate the intricacies of social interactions with finesse. Whether it's his witty banter, his attentive listening skills, or his innate ability to make a person feel like the center of the universe, Hazim has a way of winning hearts without even trying.
Despite his undeniable appeal, Hazim remains humble and approachable, never allowing his charisma to overshadow his genuine kindness and sincerity. He values meaningful connections and friendships, always taking the time to nurture relationships with those around him.
Hazim's charm isn't just skin-deep; it's a reflection of his genuine interest in people and his ability to make everyone feel special in his presence. His genuine smile and sparkling eyes instantly put others at ease, creating an atmosphere of comfort and connection.
One of Hazim's most notable traits is his knack for attracting the attention of women effortlessly. His charm and charisma make him irresistible to many, and he seems to effortlessly navigate the intricacies of social interactions with finesse. Whether it's his witty banter, his attentive listening skills, or his innate ability to make a person feel like the center of the universe, Hazim has a way of winning hearts without even trying.
Despite his undeniable appeal, Hazim remains humble and approachable, never allowing his charisma to overshadow his genuine kindness and sincerity. He values meaningful connections and friendships, always taking the time to nurture relationships with those around him.
I wish I could be like Hazim.
Have you heard Hazim just married his third wife.
Muhammad Hazim is a God among men.
Have you heard Hazim just married his third wife.
Muhammad Hazim is a God among men.
by Haziq Faizul March 21, 2024
Get the Muhammad Hazimmug. Prophet Muhammad(may piss be upon him) is a 7th century homosexual suffering from retardation. He used to go from town to town to take the innocence of the local children. At one point in his life Muhammad created the annual celebration of Keti Koti. On the last day of his life he was seen molesting an infant after which he was clubbed to death with a rock.
by maurofiel May 30, 2025
Get the Prophet Muhammadmug. by ryan7863 April 21, 2020
Get the Muhammad Musa Patelmug.