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Cyberectional Dysfunction

The opposite of a Cyberection. Usually happens when one thinks they are talking to an opposite sex from which they are getting turned on, to find that they are in fact, the same sex.

Cyberialis anyone? Please refer to Cyberection for def.
Subject A waves to Subject B.
Subject A: Hey there, tall handsome dark haired Dark Knight. How bout you and me start to grind some together?
Subject B: I like that idea miss, when and where do you want to gain 'experience points'?
Subject A: Nah I'm just joking, I'm some 45 Y/O married male lookin' for a good time.
Subject B: I think im suffering from Cyberectional Dysfunction ....
Subject B has logged out.
by Aerwyn November 27, 2007
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complimentary dysfunction

When two people in a relationship, have different personal issues, but get along well; ie: his strengths are her weaknesses and visa versa.
Joe and Jen were both dysfunctional, but they get along so well it must be complimentary dysfunction.
by jwick4896 February 3, 2014
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Electile Dysfunction

The embarrassing failure to elect a president based on a simple majority of votes.
In 2016, the loser was given the keys to the White House - a clear case of electile dysfunction.
by go out laughing April 19, 2018
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Electile Dysfunction

Damn, if not all of this electile dysfunction, we'd have a decent president
by somejirgawirgadirgabroCALL911 September 23, 2019
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Correctile Dysfunction

Synonym for “Man-Splaining” created by @mizzmel2 on TikTok
Also can be spelled correctile disfunction (by NotANiceGuyJustAGoodGuy April 15, 2021)
1. Random CisHet Male: Explaining childbirth to a women “it’s not that bad
Woman: Someone suffers from Correctile Disfunction (by NotANiceGuyJustAGoodGuy April 15, 2021)

2. Female PHD: *explains her research topic of interest*

Non expert man: "Well actually I have heard..."
Observer: "Somebody suffers from correctile dysfunction"
by Expert in mansplaining April 16, 2021
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dysfunction

A metal band from Casa Grande, AZ.
Dysfunction beats he shit out of everyone else's music.
by Dustin November 21, 2004
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Cactile Dysfunction

When you're trying to have sex with a chick, but her legs are so hairy/spiky that you can't keep an erection.
"Dude, I got her pants off, and I rubbed her legs and I suddenly had an extreme case of cactile dysfunction."
by iamcurbappeal October 26, 2009
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