when you have a booger dangling from your nose, it is a zoone. It is the residual stringy snot that remains after you have blown a snot rocket.
by binyamsboogers January 10, 2018
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Get the Zoonked mug.Guy 1: hey dude i just robbed someone
Guy 2: dude that’s illegal
Guy 1: oh don’t worry, it was a zoonch
Guy 2: oh ok
Guy 2: dude that’s illegal
Guy 1: oh don’t worry, it was a zoonch
Guy 2: oh ok
by somedumbwolfer October 24, 2019
Get the Zoonch mug.Zalonis is an intellectual. From his youth he learned the meaning of life, while staring at a girls tits. Despite his admiration for women, he thinks League is over sexualized. He lingers in the EUNE server of League Of Legos. As your typical harstuck plat 1 player, he will blame everything except him being dogshit. His ping, his team, his support, and most of all, Riot Games. While harmless, he will most certainly int your games with Jhin due to his high ping because he can't afford his own internet connection. Expect to see him play Zed since he got tired of losing versus Zed mains and decided to become one. Against him, pick Zed since it will triger his PTSD due to the fact that he lost his diamond promos way too many times than he should against a Zed. He will not feed on purpose, because he has actual knowledge of the game unlike many of your teammates. But do expect to humiliate you when you are facing him. Also keep Italian beauties away from him, his wife beats him.
Zedonis: Be humble
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I was completely ZOONK’D the other night
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