Yule log

A log that has been carved to resemble a penis - male sex organ- in the pagan worship of Saturnalia (Now know as Christ's mass) - for the GOD of excess & fertility GOD YULE.
The log is set to burn for 7 day's of the celebration with sometimes human sacrifices in this food, drink & sex (Homo-sexual encounters allowed) orgy, on the darkest days of the year in the winter- The only day master becomes slave- slave becomes master.

Peter asked "Is that a Yule log in your pocket- long, round, hard, & on fire...or are you just happy to see me or both..."
Dick said "Yes- would you like to worship it cause if I side it into your man holes...it will burn for 7day's- it wouldn't splinter and you better be clean cause I don't want the (Shit end) of the stick after..."

by Zuczerman December 26, 2011

Yulenie

this name is mostly for girls and it's not a common name. Yulenie is sometimes funny but can get angry mostly all the time. they are very annoying and there not that pretty but and be pretty in the future. it's good to have a friend like Yulenie but don't be mean to her because she could actually kill you so be careful.

be careful with Yulenie and make jokes with her or she will kill you.

by hatedgirl October 29, 2020

yuleyma

Yuleyma is a really funny girl , really shy at first , once u get to know her she’ll be ur best friend and her mood is happy mostly, she’s fisty and a diva she’ll have her bsf’s back no matter what

Friend: yully someone is talking about me 🤨

Yuleyma : um who tf

by Dreyamm May 18, 2018

yuleyshka

can be very loud and obnoxious but is a such a sweet, caring, generous, pretty person

Basically the pros weigh out the cons

They’re literally the best.

Oh my god *yuleyshka* is so nice!

by zamaryyy September 3, 2023

yulebox

box jewish children get their chaunaka presents in... or christmas

a common enclosure for a yulelog

saul got his new yamaka in a yulebox

by maddoggg9999 January 4, 2007

yulerik

short fag who thinks he is all that.
Believes girls will fall for him even though he lays around in his basement and plays video games.
likes the color purple to much for one person.

although girls secretly fall for him everywhere, well maybe.

person 1-"goodness he sucks at guitar hero"
person 2- "he must be a yulerik!"

by elfstrom May 18, 2008

Yuleaing

The act of kissing while dancing to hip-hop music.

Guy asks girl to dance (or the other way around) while "This is how we do it" is playing in the background, 20 seconds into the song, the kissing begins.

example:
Mark and Michelle were yuleaing last night at the club.

by Doctor PhD August 16, 2011