Yule Douche

Yule Douche (yool' - doosh)
Anyone who prematurely decorates for Christmas on or before Thanksgiving thereby ruining both holidays for the observer.

Wife: "Jesus H. Christ!! Ugh!"
Husband: "What's wrong?"
Wife: "Look! The Yule Douches across the street have already setup their 50 Christmas lawn decorations and we haven't even carved the turkey yet! I hate them and there's no time left to shop and we havent even...."
Husband: "Ugh, now I have to listen to this for the next four weeks. Thanks, stupid Yule Douches!!"

by ItsJoeK November 25, 2009

yuleissy

A girl of latin descent with nice curves, perky tits and rocking ass.

Yuleissy got the perks to match those nips, like some kind of Yuleissy

by BobTheBobBobSon August 23, 2011

yuleishness

pseudo-journalistic yuletide foolishness

This year the news-wire services in particular seem to be engaged in a competition to see who can churn out the biggest avalanche of yuleishness. While they run a ton of Christmas related stories, they don't look for ones with any true spiritual meaning, and rather are more about reporting stupid shit with a holiday theme.

by Springbreaker December 21, 2006

Yule Log

A shit that leaves your asshole burning long after you have left the bowl.

That Thai food I had yesterday made me drop a few yule logs this morning and now my asshole is on fire. Think I'll have to skip school.

by Clutchmaster October 7, 2009

Yuletidephobia

Fear or Hatred of Christmas.

Dr. Wily has Yuletidephobia!

by Mr. Whazzup September 17, 2004

Yule Log

Occurring on Christmas eve, when a man and a woman have anal sex, when the man is about to nut, the woman takes a shit, and the man cums all over and inside the shit, creating a yule log appearance.

I gave Susie the yule log last Christmas eve.

by Coopyloopyjz December 21, 2016

Yule

That one word thats really kool that Soulja boi always says.

"This is a publice service anouncement. Shootout is a dance and is not intended to insight any violent behavior...Yule"

by bach December 26, 2007