xander

a bench warmer

omg its xander he is the bench warmer

by xanderthebenchwarmer May 23, 2022

xander

xander is a lovely boy who is so kind and caring. a xander is very loyal and funny, he always makes the best jokes and has a crazy mad laugh. he always joins you in your favourite activities and just makes them so much better. when you have a xander you never want to loose him because he is the best thing that could possibly happen to you. everybody loves xander but not as much as me.

person: xanders awesome.
me: yeah, he really is!

by salemwitchgoat March 13, 2023

The Xander

Its probably the beastliest dance known to man. Its where one closes there left eye sticks there toung out puts one leg behind there head, and jumps.

Kid: Dude what the hell are you doing?

Xander: Im doing the Xander BEOCH!

by Xandermander December 4, 2010

The Xander

The act of rubbing one's stomach and leg at the same time in a public place. Originated in Phoenix, AZ and is slowly spreading over the American Southwest.

Cassie: Is that guy coming on to me?
Josh: No he's just doing The Xander.

by Tchaikovsky'sComposer December 5, 2011

heidi and xander

great couple! love eachother and will have 36000 kids. they are caring and have the best of life together! even though they are a little bit apart in age it doent matter

dude did u see heidi and xander they are like the cutest couple

by the truthest........ November 1, 2020

Pulling a Xander

Not knowing how to talk to females/Not knowing how to act like a human/Not able to take blame for their problems.

"There he goes, Pulling a Xander, like always."

by not not not Xander March 7, 2023

Xander

A 3 year old who is under grown she claims to be a male but one look at her at the pool and see her noticeable feminine features. Or a happy man to be living an 3 year old lifestyle with pb and js

He really is a xander

by Absolutely Humongous Cashew May 24, 2019