the wiggles

A wildly popular Australian musical group that targets toddlers, fashioned after The Monkees and H.R. Pufnstuff. The characters are played by attractive middle-aged men, which also appeals to the mothers of the toddlers. Often assumed as gay by those outside their target audience (the fact that their target audience is of an age that doesn't comprehend sexual orientation makes the issue irrelevant; however four of them are married with children - yet another facet that makes them attractive to moms).

Greg and Anthony Wiggle never go out into the audience during a Wiggles concert because they might cause a stampede of horny moms.

Although their songs have names such as "Rock-A-Bye Your Bear," and "Can You Point Your Fingers And Do The Twist," The Wiggles have produced some of the best contemporary pop music.

by Eyris September 22, 2006

wiggle pigs

n. A synonym for white ladies' breasts. Imagine two little pink piglets squirming and jiggling around. They might look like a pair of C- to D-cup tits.

Hey, baby, how about you lose that shirt and let me play with your wiggle pigs.

by SkidMarkyMark April 30, 2010

wurgle

When a ferret wants to strech,it does this: It will flip on its back and pull it's paws over its face behind its ears, afterwords it will put its hands on to floor and use them to propell itself around in a backwards circle wile kicking from side to side making a wormlike motion. My brother and I have dubbed this behavior wurgling.

The sleepy ferret wurgled from side to side to start a new day.

by Evil Onion January 2, 2006

Wiggle My Squiggle

This phrase means "whatever excites you", "whatever make you tick", sometimes used as expressing "whatever sets off the penis".

<robot>hentai doesn't wiggle my squiggle

by robot September 14, 2005

Wiggler 3000

a magical dildo with the ability to make those over the age of 50 trying to cram junk up in it feel young again. it also makes anything it touches have that "new car smell"

-mrs. chown is rompin off on that wiggler 3000.
-man your minge is gettin a little fishey, stuff a wiggler up in it

by the mur as himself January 13, 2009

Wiggle waffle

A pet name for male penis', especially when it's covered is syrup and cream

Lily: Mr grey was a teacher by day and a Wiggle waffle by night
Sophie: ohhhhh tasty

Lily: ikr we tried it last night when he was "helping me with homework"
Sophie: What with Mr Grey, damn son
Lily: i like it with a cherry on top

by jellytoes February 11, 2019

thizzle wiggle

Dancing while you are thizzed out. On a pill.

A- Hey whats that one song by MAC DRE he said something about wiggle?

B- Aw you talking about "I do the thizzle wiggle right in ya face and tho you in the trunk with the bumb and the base"!! That one?

A-Yeah thats it "yadada mean"

by mostwuntd June 25, 2010