Woman

The spawn of satan
like...
Satan on earth

Mother: omg, plz clean up this mess omq the house is so messy again =.=

Son: My socks on the floor and you say its messy ._.

Son Thinks * Damn Woman and there OCD' *

by TheguynamedToby February 22, 2014

Woman

What alcohol turns men into.

When men drink too much alcohol they:
Can't drive
Argue with everyone over nothing
Ramble on without making sense
Gain weight
Become overly emotional
Fail to think rationally
Have to sit down when urinating
Cant perform sexually
refuse to apologize when wrong
and for the serious drinkers...develop man boobs (gynecomastia)
just like a woman.

by internal capsule November 7, 2009

Woman

Ovary scum.
I'm kidding, this human being has boobs and a uterus

Look at that woman!

by Smalls232 October 1, 2015

Woman

Anyone who sits down on the toilet to pee.

Me:I thought you just had to pee, what are you doing in the stall George?

George: My wife makes me sit down to pee.

Me: You are in the wrong restroom woman.

by rlb3 June 3, 2019

Woman

An Adult Human Female

or

A Human Being With The Capacity of Getting Pregnant

"A woman has a right to protect herself – in any way she can"

"You are the most beautiful woman I have ever seen"

by John E Elephant August 8, 2022

Woman

Someone who wants a toxic man but then complains about him once they get him.

Lacy is a woman. She craves Corbin even though he is a disloyal bitch and once they started dating, she complained about how he has cheating tendencies.

by Asian_boy January 27, 2021

Woman

A human with a vagina and womb and titties and

Woman

by Syclozender May 14, 2021