Mother: omg, plz clean up this mess omq the house is so messy again =.=
Son: My socks on the floor and you say its messy ._.
Son Thinks * Damn Woman and there OCD' *
Son: My socks on the floor and you say its messy ._.
Son Thinks * Damn Woman and there OCD' *
by TheguynamedToby February 22, 2014

When men drink too much alcohol they:
Can't drive
Argue with everyone over nothing
Ramble on without making sense
Gain weight
Become overly emotional
Fail to think rationally
Have to sit down when urinating
Cant perform sexually
refuse to apologize when wrong
and for the serious drinkers...develop man boobs (gynecomastia)
just like a woman.
Can't drive
Argue with everyone over nothing
Ramble on without making sense
Gain weight
Become overly emotional
Fail to think rationally
Have to sit down when urinating
Cant perform sexually
refuse to apologize when wrong
and for the serious drinkers...develop man boobs (gynecomastia)
just like a woman.
by internal capsule November 7, 2009

Look at that woman!
by Smalls232 October 1, 2015

"A woman has a right to protect herself – in any way she can"
"You are the most beautiful woman I have ever seen"
"You are the most beautiful woman I have ever seen"
by John E Elephant August 8, 2022

Lacy is a woman. She craves Corbin even though he is a disloyal bitch and once they started dating, she complained about how he has cheating tendencies.
by Asian_boy January 27, 2021

Me:I thought you just had to pee, what are you doing in the stall George?
George: My wife makes me sit down to pee.
Me: You are in the wrong restroom woman.
George: My wife makes me sit down to pee.
Me: You are in the wrong restroom woman.
by rlb3 June 3, 2019
