Noodle withdrawal

The disease that filthy Japanese people get when they visit France.
Tetsuro came to France and became gravely ill with the noodle withdrawal because there are not many noodles served at CROUS.
by jdw39 July 20, 2010
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withdrawing the whip

Another tool used by the UK government to undermine democrasy in Britain.

Any MP who defies a Three Line Whip is suspended from his party for an indefinded period (anything from one day to life). This can end the career of an MP and thus discourages members from voting with for wishes of their constituents
The threat of the withdrawl of the whip forced through the vote that resulted in Britains involvement in gulf war 2
by black flag June 05, 2004
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Afghan Withdrawal

When you prey to Allah when you pull out.
She was so good, she gave me an Afghan Withdrawal.
by Eureka's Finest June 24, 2011
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sex withdrawals

When you haven't climaxed in a month so you start to question "what is life"
"Man i haven't busted a nut in a minute, Im starting to have sex withdrawals."
by Rolando Motta August 04, 2017
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DZ withdrawals

The result of not having enough DZ in one's life. Akin to being weaned off of heroin... except worse. A lot worse.
Bro #1: "Man, February is always such a dreary month."
Bro #2: "Then why don't you go read some Black History Month facts to cheer yourself up?"
Bro #1: "They just aren't the same ever since DZ left my life."
Bro #2: "Sounds like somebody has a bad case of the DZ withdrawals...."
Bro #3: "Don't we all, Bro #2? Don't we all? Now let's just go watch some Family Guy."
by Bokonon108 January 04, 2011
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simp withdrawal

When you haven't simped for a girl in a long time and it's making you go crazy. Symptoms include fast heartbeat, mood swings, and being frazzled for long periods of time
Jeremy: Which girl is Zach simping for now?
Anne: He actually said he's done with simping, but I know he won't be able to stop forever
Jeremy: Oh is that why he's been acting super discombobulated recently?
Anne: Yeah, I think he's going through simp withdrawal now
by pozitron24 June 17, 2021
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Freedom Withdrawal

That feeling you get when the thought occurs to yourself of,"Do you know how much easier life would be if I only had to worry about myself". Usually occurs during marriage, dating, or parenthood.
by Jason2085 August 25, 2012
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