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Winston-Salem

A large city in the ass end of nowhere with a penis as its largest building. Feel free to smoke anywhere, it's the only reason this shithole nothing-to-do town ever rose out of the tobacco fields and moonshine sheds.
"No one wants to live in Winston-Salem, you risk lung cancer driving through the place. I'm moving elsewhere as soon as fucking possible."

"By the way, keep your windows up downtown or you'll get shot by a banger or accosted by some cripple selling the paper.
by goddamnednobody June 1, 2009
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Winston

A person who is completely incapable of eating anything without having it go all over their face. Like a small child, this person will also not clean up after themselves, call people mummy and needs constant care.
Steph: Did you go to lunch today with your boyfriend.

Courtney: Ugh....yeah, hes such a Winston, its disgusting.
by magspell December 5, 2011
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winston churchill middle school

A middle school with a bunch of terrible (and a couple of good) people. Where to start? The goddamned place has a bunch of bloodthirsty teachers, most of which are completely unaware that each student has five other classes. It also has a couple of nice teachers, so there's that. The district made it an "all-IB school" except they didn't change a single damn thing. They kept every single passport and held-back kid and decided to be more "inclusive". By lowering the bar. Yeah. So all the true IB students get to work three times as hard for the same f***ing qualifications. The cafeteria food isn't bad, not gonna lie, but by god is the school grimy. For an institution (if you can even call it that) that just got 9 million f***ing dollars to build new crap, the goddamn place is covered in old milk and trash. The school is full of SJW's and people so closed-minded and stupid that they can only be described as "wealthy Cro-Magnon". Any conservative student here has a limited time until they get accused of something, so you better keep your mouth shut. If Donald Trump ever came within 100 feet of the campus, he would be lynched within a span of 1-2 minutes. People hate him here. Anyways, the school is full of trashy people and some slightly-less-trashy people
by You are have mom gay January 4, 2018
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Winston

A British five pound note, or fiver, named for the likeness of Winston Churchill printed on the edition of the notes used from 2016 onwards.
I weed all over my Winston, but fortunately the hydrophobic coating meant that after a good shaking it was accepted by the Lidl self-service till.

Bro you need to get rid of your Winstons, they are made out of pig sperm.
by nomorelatebus April 2, 2017
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WINSTONING

The prototype of people reposting the daily fake news on social networking, which they have no first hand knowledge of whatsoever, from George Orwell's book called 1984.
That LinkedIn guy is winstoning again reposting and interpreting unvalidated fake news.
by LARSX July 22, 2018
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Winston Bishop

Where a black man who use to play basketball professionally is balls deep inside of you and right before he cums, he rings a pair of bells in each hand while wearing white gloves and screaming “you need to do better!”
I thought I was going to have a ball slapping, deep thrusting, orgasm consuming damn good time and then that motherfucker pulled a Winston Bishop.
by Zander Kane September 28, 2018
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Winston eagles

A school where kids are weird So They think they are greater than everyone else and make non- Winston eagles go insane because they are gay
Look at those Winston eagles they are interesting!”
by Badkitty May 17, 2019
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