James welch

A gay man hiding as a straight man. Usually has contracted aids

Man that guy is such a James Welch, we all know he’s a gay aids patient.

by Thus1984 November 7, 2018

Joshua Welch

Deep love for emojis. Has tiny fleet compared to my ship. Likes grapes....ALOT.

I mean seriously, it's in his damn name. FUCKING WELCH.

Pineapple loverboy.

Person 1: I heard that guy has a real kink for pineapples.
Person 2: Oh, you mean Joshua Welch?

by Pineapples29 June 23, 2016

Welching

A form of sexual pleasure involving two men where you shove Welch’s fruit snacks up your anal passage and having a man suck them out

I had to spend 2 hours cleaning my asshole after me and John were Welching yesterday.

by Welcher69 March 24, 2024

Welch

When you shit puss/ when you have explosive diarrhea of puss.

“Ohhh babe… I’m gonna welch!”
“No please babe don’t welch on me!”

by Slimmest August 19, 2021

Welching

To mush Welch's gummies into a gooey mess with your fingers

Guy1: Dude what the fuck are you doing?
Guy2: Bro, I'm literally welching right now

by Klydercal February 18, 2024

Paul welch

The pedo who likes child’s penis

Watch out it’s Paul welch

by Mr men wanks me of April 5, 2022

welching

the process in which causes an individual to promptly stick a “fruit snack” in one’s urethra-then by flexing the penis it directly shoots the “fruit snack” out the tip of the penis into another person mouth- to complete the act the person in which inherited this “fruit snack” needs to, chew, taste, swallow, and digest.

Tom and Jerry participated in welching last night

by the green eyed goddess interpr June 15, 2024