weiness

elbow skin, used as analogy for penis.

loose skin on the elbow

"Your weinesses are showing, can i touch them?"

by SoCanI? May 22, 2010

Pulled a Weiner

The misguided act of posting questionable photos of yourself online, thus destroying your chances of ever holding an elected office.

Dude #1: Did you see the beefcake pictures Anthony posted of himself?

Dude #2: Yeah. The idiot really pulled a weiner.

by TNunnster June 15, 2011

Weiner

Noun: Slang term for Penis

Jimmy sure has a small weiner

by Damnfuct September 30, 2003

Weinerpoop

The grossest poop of all.

"Why are we here?" Douglas cried, as poop came out his weiner, in a long, thin strip. It was . . . weinerpoop"

-The Poop That Took A Pee by Leopold "Butters" Stoch

by ThaBigCheesy September 30, 2010

weinerburger

1. Formed from two slices of elongated sandwich bread where the erected wang diligently lies in between and acts as the meat patty.
2. Also referred to as wangusburger
3. One can order this at the local Subway.

(at Subway) Mom, my sandwich tastes like a weinerburger. Can I take it back?

by Zack H. (pro TDer) March 20, 2005

weinerface

n: one who is totally not cool, quite lame, and basically sucks at life. Not having an appendix is a sure fire way to be called a weinerface. Also, enjoying male genitalia, homosexuality, and weiner shaped heads will also qualify you as a weinerface.

Steve, you are such a weinerface!

by rordawg99 October 2, 2006

cortland weiner

a weiner of a tall blonde hollister wannabee small weiner guy!!!

beanstalk beach boy with drunken weiner sticking out a "cortland weiner"

by @er905 April 24, 2010