Weiner

Weiner: (W ee'ner)

1. To be the object of fucking, namely one's self and other's careers.

2. The embodiment of being a dick and a cunt simultaneously.

3. The art of humiliation regarding one's self. "I am such a Weiner"
Once the object of humor, today the connotation 'Weiner' evokes embarasment and bewilderment.

Boy I just fucked up the lives of pretty much everyone I know. I am such a fucking Weiner!

by Flock it October 30, 2016

weiner show

Exposing the weiner in public.
Sex
Foreplay
A way of getting someones attention

Jon did the weiner show at Mickeys last weekend.

"Hey sweetcakes, can I have the weiner show now?"

by jonathan May 13, 2005

Pulled a Weiner

The misguided act of posting questionable photos of yourself online, thus destroying your chances of ever holding an elected office.

Dude #1: Did you see the beefcake pictures Anthony posted of himself?

Dude #2: Yeah. The idiot really pulled a weiner.

by TNunnster June 15, 2011

Weiner

Noun: Slang term for Penis

Jimmy sure has a small weiner

by Damnfuct September 30, 2003

Weinerpoop

The grossest poop of all.

"Why are we here?" Douglas cried, as poop came out his weiner, in a long, thin strip. It was . . . weinerpoop"

-The Poop That Took A Pee by Leopold "Butters" Stoch

by ThaBigCheesy September 30, 2010

weinerburger

1. Formed from two slices of elongated sandwich bread where the erected wang diligently lies in between and acts as the meat patty.
2. Also referred to as wangusburger
3. One can order this at the local Subway.

(at Subway) Mom, my sandwich tastes like a weinerburger. Can I take it back?

by Zack H. (pro TDer) March 20, 2005

weinerface

n: one who is totally not cool, quite lame, and basically sucks at life. Not having an appendix is a sure fire way to be called a weinerface. Also, enjoying male genitalia, homosexuality, and weiner shaped heads will also qualify you as a weinerface.

Steve, you are such a weinerface!

by rordawg99 October 2, 2006