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weenie wavin 

Driving around in your vehicle with your weenie hanging out the window and flappin in the wind.
They always smile and wave back when they see me out weenie wavin.
weenie wavin by gary March 5, 2003

weenie defense club 

a secret club of men where men defend fellow men from threats to mankind, mainly women.
man 1- "bills wife took half of bills hard earned money after the divorce"
man 2- "he needed a better lawyer"
man 1- "he needed the weenie defense club"

weenie hut jr nigga 

A weenie hut Jr nigga is a person who claims that they are tough but are scared of confrontation
James is a weenie hut Jr nigga because he is scared to fight
weenie hut jr nigga by Grizzlybanks February 26, 2019

Weenie-ass 

(noun) The epitome of a pansy-fraidy-cat-numb-nutt who demonstrates a clear inability to be adventures in every sense of the word.

(verb) A failure that can be attributed to the lack of adventurousness in one's character.
(noun) "That weenie-ass really needs to get out of his shell some time!"

(verb) "Gosh-golly Jack, you really weenie-assed that one up!"

Weenie to Wallet Ratio

When the size of your pecker is disproportionate to the size of your wallet.

If you have a small Weenie to Wallet ratio, chances are that you drive an expensive or highly modified vehicle to "make up" for your shortcomings.

Conversely, if you have a high Weenie to Wallet Ratio, you might drive something nice, but not feel the need to higly modify it or draw excess attention.
Look at that little nerd in the new Beemer. He's got a smalll Weenie to Wallet Ratio.

Check out that short litter fucker in the lifted truck. He must have a really small Weenie to Wallet Ratio.

I would turbo charge my Polaris RAZR 'S', but my Weenie to Wallet Ratio is too high.

weenie wagon 

Any pile of shit car/truck/whatever that sucked at everything and seemed to always be falling apart. For me, a 1998 S-10. Yea, the 4 cylinder. Holy shit, that thing sucked hard.
I'll just get a ride to the mall...there's no way I'm gunna be seen in the weenie wagon.
weenie wagon by ohshititsthecops October 12, 2009