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Webster

Is a wet fart squishing in your pants with no restroom in site.
Damn, I just had a webster and can't find a bathroom!
by SCIO in the HOUSIO October 7, 2010
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Webster

putting your toes in the mouth of a dead crackhead.
Kris webstered the homeless woman in the bus shelter.
by runescape_11 April 21, 2009
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Websturd

A Websturd is a person who knowingly publishes false, incorrect or otherwise untrue information on the Internet just to fuck with people or to be either funny or to self-aggrandize oneself for any purpose.
"You can't believe anything you read or see from him published on the Internet. He's a "Websturd." He"ll say or do anything to fuck you up. His motto is why let the truth get in the way of a good laugh.
by JimTimH. June 29, 2016
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Websturbanized

When a word in Webster's Dictionary has been appropriated for another definition by Urban Dictionary before the definition or synonym listed in Webster's Dictionary.
Yo Bro, we submitted the word "hoe" to Urban Dictionary to to mean "bitch" before The Man Webster caught on. We done Websturbanized that shit! High Five!
by TBoneRaw February 12, 2019
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websurging

Scanning a website full of links and opening one link after another, rapid-fire, in new browser windows, such that you are then left with an overwhelming number of open windows to now peruse. Originates from websurfing+surge.
1. "How did you find that cool link?"
"It was one of the stories I liked after websurging the NYTimes homepage."

2. I had about 30 pages to read after some serious websurging on my favorite blog.
by SuperKeener August 25, 2005
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Websterwood

A person who creates words on their employer's time.
See Joe over there? He's a Websterwood.
by KGreen June 20, 2007
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Webster's Roulette

A game similar to Russian Roulette, but involving a dictionary.

1. A fully loaded gun is held to the player's head.
2. The player flips to a random page in the dictionary.
3. Look at the first definition on the page.
4. If the word has three or more vowels in it, the gun is fired.
"Let's play Webster's Roulette!"
"OK!"
*flip*
"The word is 'corncob'. You win this round."
*flip*
"The word is 'proboscis'."
*gunshot*
by bingo every thursday April 14, 2012
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