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Emma Watson 

A British, "actress" who tried and fails to play the roll of Hermione Granger in the series Harry Potter.
Known for her radical facial expressions, bra-stuffing, fake-N-Bake tanning and wild gestures as well as her wooden acting. Watson herself said that she auditioned for the roll in Harry Potter, "As a joke." and didn't really expect anything of it. Now that the big bucks are being raked in, I'm sure she's all for it now.
Watson pushed entirely too hard at trying to break away from the Hermione look when that look and sound is what she's being paid for. Watson insists that she has a better fashion sense than Hermione when JK Rowling never made any kind of statement on what Hermione would wear besides her school uniform. And besides, has she looked in the mirror lately? If she calls a trash bag with a designer label "fashinable" Emma Watson must be living in a world all her own.
Person: Oh look, it's that chick from the Harry Potter movies.
FanGurrl: OMG I Lurrrve Emma Watson!!!LOL1
Person: Watson? I thought it was Twatson!
Emma Watson by Peaseblossom85 April 19, 2006

Emma Watson 

A British Actress who was only good at playing Hermione in the first movie but then got really big headed and egotistic about herself and her fashion (which she has none).

Also known as; a girl who is very ungrateful for her once-in-a-life-time privledge to work with amazing actors.*

*You have probably heard this from a lot of different people online but, I actually know Emma. She's nice to her friends, not always nice to her fans, but in general she's a really nice girl (but not particularly bright....we had the same English teacher).
Shanie:"You know which actress I HATE?"
Lizz:"Uh...that Emma Watson girl?"
Shanie:"You guessed it! How did you know?"
Lizz:"Oh...everyone hates her. Well...exept those stupid 12 year olds and horny 17 year old guys."
Emma Watson by Tayam December 13, 2006

Emma Watson 

Famous for playing Hermione in the Harry Potter movies. Most people only like her because she's pretty, but really she does a horrible job portraying Hermione. Hermione is supposed to be a smart, clever girl, but Watson's Hermione is a prissy old snob. Also, the directors don't seem to know the difference between bushy hair and curly hair.
She now models for Murberry and has become a huge diva with a gigantic ego.

She also acts with her eyebrows, which is extremely annoying.
emma watson wannabe: omg i just luvv emma watson so much! she's soo pretty i wish i looked like her

hermione granger (emma watson) 

A very clever girl in harry potter films and books.
she also has muggle parents witch were asolted in the first film.

Ed Watson 

The man whose ears cover 50% of his head :)
guy 1: "you seen that guys freakishly large ears?"
guy 2: "Yeah he's a total Ed Watson, they're like half the size of his head"
Ed Watson by thelolcat February 21, 2010

Coach Watson 

A truly loved leader that takes his wide knowledge from Gary and drive to explore the world from paddy, overall a wonderful man the inspires the team to do their very best while he idolises keanos fashion sense....Baggy PantsCoach Watson is destined to become one of the greats basically a God!
Coach Watson - let’s do some high knees lads

Lano - you inspire me everyday can I have you autograph
Coach Watson by Lemon555 June 11, 2018