Wankadog

A person who wanks dogs for pleasure. This may be either to benefit the canine or the wankee. This is a mutually beneficial arrangement as both parties get relief or enjoyment.

This word has no known entomological basis. Rather an amalgam of Wank and Dog. Much ingenuity and wit brought the two otherwise unrelated words together to create a doubly Whammy insult.

Beware that this word is know to cause considerable Offense. Do not use lightly, there is no reining in its terrible power upon its utterance.
It may just be best never to use this word again!!!! Ever!!!!!

Little miss Ging wanks the dogs, she is such a wankadog.

Mr Y frequently provides fellatio to his German Shepherd says Ms X. I think he is one of those wankadogs.

I won't let my children near no wankadog, they're riddled with flees and ticks.

Some countries do not allow the wanking of dogs. But the Wankadog Lobbyist group at Westminster are trying to legalize wanking dogs. Equal Rights for all!!!

by Faggotry In Motion June 6, 2009

Wankagram

A male stripper hired to expose his cock and masturbate in front of a woman before ejaculating for her.

Sitting on a high stool at the bar, her short skirt riding up, she watched with amusement as the Wankagram approached, his erect cock sticking out of his pants. As she leaned forward in anticipation, the guy kept wanking hard and fast until he shot his sticky load into the empty wineglass she was teasing him with. It was all over in less than 3 minutes.

by TossBoy April 21, 2009

wanesa

Wanesa is a caring loving girl who is probably short with short hair and green eyes. She loves pink and a lot of colors. She is smart funny! She probably has a sister or a twin.

Everyone loves a Wanesa in her life!

by Hlidur October 16, 2018

wanka

straight up faget

that kid is a wanka macin it to guys

by peter May 7, 2003

wanek

(wanek) it's egyptian word mean i will fuck
but they said it like (fuck of)

1st person: I'll win 5 matches today
2nd person: wanek!!

by ahmadtito September 2, 2011

guitar wankage

Excessive shredding, self-absorbed guitar soloing, or devotion to nerdy, technical aspects about guitars; also owning or fantasizing about extremely expensive equipment designed to make one feel better about oneself as a guitar player.

I went into guitar center the other day, but the guitar wankage was so over the top I had to clean my ears out with a q-tip.

by Zach Amsden December 9, 2008

wankatic

A person, or animal, who is obsessed with masturbation.

That Limp Jimmy bloke is such a chronic wankatic - he beats the meat all day long.

by Fuktard April 11, 2007