Wanderous Flower

Someone who is moving around randomly with no end goal. Usually they have a problem they need to solve, but thinks that instead of actually working to solve it. randomly wanders around hoping the answer will find them.

“He is walking in circles around the table instead of doing his work like a wanderous flower.”

by Givebill April 27, 2025

Joshua Wanders

Joshdub’s first and last name.

..but where did he go?

Person 1: Yo, Do you know where Joshua Wanders is?
Person 2: I don’t know Joshua Wanders.

by MichaelsHoles January 26, 2023

Wander Franco

A former shortstop on the Tamba Bay Rays who is a pedo and should be in jail

Person 1: Hey did you hear about Wander Franco?
Person 2: Yeah I did, wasn't she 14?

by ubneiunmiemein December 26, 2023

Wonking Wanderers

Single handedly the greatest 5 aside team to grace the earth.

"Wonking wanderers could win the premier league if they were in it"
"man that Ewan guy is so ass"

by Timothy Anthony cheeseington April 1, 2025

Wanderer

A person who wanders from place to place pillaging houses or stores for food or materials.

Oh no, a wanderer. Get the defensives

by Wincord April 29, 2025

The Lonely Wanderer

Shoving a small turd inside the vagina of a woman.

Bro last night she let me do the Lonely Wanderer on her. I might have to wife her!

by William7 July 1, 2021

Wander

A Wander is a person who is sexist, homophobic, fatphobic, a hypocrite, and basically just an all-around scumbag created from the dregs of a cesspool from hell. Their integrity and basic human decency seemed to be existent at first, but quickly withered away.

Person 1: Bro did you hear about that guy who was revealed to be an incel?
Person 2: Yeah, he’s a real Wander, isn’t he?

by junior_c September 8, 2020