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Wan Lo

Wan Lo is both a renowned musician and a music teacher. His age is unknown but he is confirmed to have survived multiple big-bangs in several alternate timelines. He claims to have seen the world end and the creation of the universe multiple times. However, this was not proven.

Though not the youngest person on Earth, he looks surprisingly young for a man who claimed to be 85281028332 million years old(unconfirmed). His head is almost bald, and he has a grotesque face full of wrinkles.

He is also a mini-boss in the game LSC: Real Life. He deals damage and stuns nearby enemies with his trusty melodica(which he named The Wanlodica). He can also confuse, damage, and slow enemies in front of him by shooting a ray of light from his shiny bald head.

Although he is a renowned and well-known musician, his music is known for how utterly awful it is. Therefore, you should think twice before attending his concerts or music lessons without noice-cancelling headphones or actually attending them at all.
Dude A: Dude, Wan Lo is holding a concert tomorrow! Should I buy tickets or us?
Dude B: Are you 8745? Hell naw!
Dude A: They also have different merch and DVDs of previous concerts. Should I order one for you?
Dude B: Goddamnit no!
Dude A: So 20 DVDs it is!
Dude B whips out a knife and vibe checks Dude A
by 8745Master69 April 9, 2020
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Ant Wan

Sweden's best rapper, actual GOAT. Gonna be the 1st Swedish rapper to go international, mark my words
Smart Guy with great taste: Hey have you heard Ant Wans new song, Sativa?
Smart guy with great taste No.2: Of course i have, thats a real banger!
by Ant Wan May 22, 2020
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Chu Wanning

One of the main character from Dumb husky and his white cat shizun ( 二哈和他的白猫师尊 ) written by 肉包不吃肉 ( Meat bun doesn't eat meat )

Hes a wood
Wow I'm shocked that Chu Wanning is a piece of wood!
by Chuwanningsfeet November 23, 2021
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Bog wan

When you started the night with "I’m only staying for one" and end up giving a rim job to a bartender for gin.
I had to catch an early train and accidentally had a bog wan and missed it
by Chodebar December 14, 2018
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Wan Seat

Seat at a poker table from which statistically unlikely bets/calls succeed at an unlikely rate. See also: Jammy Get, Spawny Bastard.

Suggestive or indicative of unnatural luck: a wan seat.
Player1: "You just called my trip aces with an inside straight draw with one card to come and completed your straight on the river to knock me out and win £1000."

Player2: "Why of course. I am sat in the Wan Seat. What else did you expect to happen?"
by Carlos The Diesel January 24, 2006
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Wan Hoi

A chinese male that is extraordinary at basketball he loves to eat ramen and is addicted to his phone he looks very cute and looks very shy but once you get close to him you will see his funny outgoing nice side might act gay sometimes but overall is an amazing dude
"wow is that wan hoi hes so cool
by bigdog44 November 21, 2021
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Adrian Wan

A normal Adrian is good enough, but what about the Adrian Wan? The Adrian Wan is a sort of a "Wannabe" guy, which that means is that they always want to be "The Cool kid". He always steals other people's jokes and thinks HE created them.
At school, they will go up to his classmates and tell them some of his so-called "Jokes" that really doesn't make sense.
"My god, That guy is such an Adrian Wan , He is always stealing our jokes!"
by Ching Chang Choong Willie January 8, 2019
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