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weineries

weineries. you go to buy weiners.
Tom: Sup girl. Where'd ya get them weiners at?
Bev: I got them at the weineriey ya dumb ute. Ya know weineries. There all the rage in London.
by utedeux December 6, 2009
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Fort Wainwright

A place of endless turmoil where the only treasure you will find is in a local tundra wookies meat wallet. On the greatest of occasions you will be able to partake in a platoon push on one of the aforementioned tundra wookies in the asbestos filled barracks. Occasionally you will run into a moose while in the field and do nothing but drink your sorrows away during the never ending winter
I took it personally when the army sent me to Fort Wainwright
by muskrat mayhem June 28, 2010
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wailer

(Police) slang for sirens, because its wailing sound.
That guy was driving so fast I had to hit the wailer.
by krisk July 23, 2012
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18 jamaican monkeys tickle my weiner

A notorious and brutal midget porno, in which a man is severely raped and jerked off by a gang of retarded Jamaican dwarves. It ends with a barrel of spider monkeys released onto the man's exposed and bruised body. They tickle his asshole, which initiates the largest man spooge scene ever filmed. This porno was released in the late 1970's, and can be rented and viewed at your local smut store.
l1k3 dud3 br0! I totally just went down to my local smut store and rented 18 jamaican monkeys tickle my weiner!
by Joey Orgler 3 October 21, 2008
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Warner Bros.

by the sane maniac October 2, 2004
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Anthony Weiner

To implode spectacularly on the public stage through exposure of surreptitious activity, especially through creeping on the Internet.
Pundit: "That Congressman really pulled an Anthony Weiner, didn't he?"
by arlingtonrap December 9, 2011
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Waiter Butt

Service industry related buttock chafing as a result of humid and hot conditions whilst waiting tables. Scientific documentation of waitress butt has yet to be proven, as females are less likely to discuss such an ailment.

Add'l info: Bartenders don't get waiter butt, since they don't do as much walking. Sucks to be a waiter, eh?
"Have you seen Dave? He just got double sat."

"I just saw him in the kitchen getting some corn starch."

"Oh, he's been walking like a duck all night.

"Waiter butt will do that to you."

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(snapping) "WAITER! Can we get some more free rolls?"

"I'm baking some in my ass (due to the heat of waiter butt). They'll be done in two minutes."
by SmugSockMonkey June 11, 2006
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