word-whacker

a theoretical editor's tool for editing text and cutting excessive verbage

This article was so wordy, the editor had to get the word-whacker out and trim it down.

by Paul W Puckett March 31, 2008

crack whacking

Exsessive masturbation. As one does when they are high off crack, coke, or any other stimulant drug.

"dude, I was so horny last night I was crack whacking it for hours!"

"Man Tommy's been in the bathroom forever."
"He's crack whacking it..."

by Minndy April 9, 2008

Fadge Whacker

A woman who likes to masturbate vigorously and often!!!

"Man, she was such a fadge whacker, that ho always had her hand in her minge"

by Lmonster August 18, 2009

No whackas/no quackers

A rip snorter of a saying invented by two true blue Aussies down in Melbourne way meaning "no worries." Why say no worries when you can up the ante, have a fair crack at the sauce and yell out no whackas? Sure it might sound stranger than the Titanic in the middle of the Arabian desert, but use it, and folks will be deadset fair dinkum as happy as Larry! We reckon the phrase should spread worldwide, Oxford, if ya reading this Shakespeare please chuck it on ya dictionary!

No whackas/no quackers, made up slang meaning "no worries."
"Thanks for sending those docos over mate"
"Yeah no whackas!"
OR
"Thanks for the meat pie mate"
"Yeah no quackers!"

by true blue aussie man April 19, 2018

Sniff 'n Whack

The act of smelling/sniffing a girls vagina or asshole and masturbating to that pleasant, erotic scent.

Dude 1- "See that girl over there?"

Dude 2- "Yeah why?"

Dude 1- "She forced me to Sniff 'n Whack :/.."

Dude 2- "My condolences, dude...."

by NIFFNACK June 16, 2011

Wyoming Weed whacker

During sex in the missionary position, the man grasps the woman (or other) by the ankles and lifts them up. Then he promptly begins to spin rapidly, using centrifugal force to keep the person up-right. This usually ends in the person that is being weed whacked in a mess of their own stomach contents.

"Oh... well uh... I knocked over these lamps while giving Marsha the, er, Wyoming Weed Whacker..."

by funky n crunky August 13, 2017

What the whack

When someone does something weird or unordinary but it's not serious enough to say what the hell

What the whack was that shit

by Mondy101 November 23, 2017