Punching the werewolf

When a very hairy man is masturbating.

I think Billy takes long showers because he's in there punching the werewolf

by JudasJones August 28, 2019

The Werewolf

Like A Gorilla Mask. You Shave Your Pubic Hair, Stash It Close By, When A Girl is On Her Knees (and You're Standing) Performing Fallatio on You, When You Give Her "The Money Shot" You Grab The Shaved Pubes With Both Hands And Throw It on The Wet Load on Your Sexual Partners Face While Yelling "A-Whooooooooooo!" (Like What A Werewolf, Wolf, Coyote, Dog, Canine sounds like, If Done Correctly She Should look like a Werewolf. Also Called A Wolfman

"Yeah, We Went To My Place, We Watched THE MONSTER SQUAD, Then I Hit That Bitch With A Werewolf Of My Own."

by Ibble February 18, 2005

semen werewolf

Relating to a person who aggressively seeks out sex wee, either based on Lunar desire, or just rabbid lust.

Looks like Nichola needs to feed.
Semen werewolfs out again

by blackbeardy January 19, 2014

dirty werewolf

After fingering your partner's rectum you proceed to clean underneath your fingerneails on the tips of your front teeth.

Man I would have never put my fingers there if I knew it would lead to the dirty werewolf!

by ??who?? September 25, 2010

The Werewolf

Being so sexually depraved that you'll shag anything no matter how ugly or rancid.

Can be cured by wanking - to provide post nut clarity.

"Oii mush The Werewolf came out last night, fucked some ugly bird from tinder"

by Dr. Boss Boii June 3, 2019

swedish werewolf

A Swedish massage involving a werewolf costume and severe biting and scratching, usually ending in violent intercourse. Best if performed on a full moon.

"Hey baby, it's a full moon tonight. How 'bout that Swedish werewolf?"

"After that Swedish werewolf the other night, I ended up having to get nine stitches in three different places."

by furry22 January 3, 2009

Yellow Werewolf

A furry monster who destroyed the plains of Kenya for several decades. He is also referred to as "The Ghost of Skookum Creek". The Yellow Werewolf was 10'4" and covered in a yellow coat of fur. He would eat cereal out of the skulls of babies, and finger the local women. He met his demise in the late 1800s when he was defeated by General George Armstrong Custer. His curse was lifted from from the plains of Kenya.

"That is the Yellow Werewolf"

"That wolf is covered in pee, we should call him the Yellow Werewolf"

"My child was demoralized and punched by the Yellow Werewolf"

by Skookum Goblin July 22, 2008