Vulcan Death Grip

Using your Index finger, your middle finger and thumb to administer a hold above the Adam's apple and under the chin. Hold for 10 seconds.

Captin Spock uses the Vulcan Death Grip with his poopy ears.

by Matt Mintz May 22, 2006

vulcanize

{verb}.: To penetrate her cunt with your index & middle finger while simultaneously frigging her browneye with the leftover ring & pinky fingers.
2 in the cunt, 2 in the rump
obviously named after that Vulcan, Mr. Spock's hand gesture. come on he was the biggest perv on that show. he showed it to Uhura all the time.

homie: wait you gave her the love gun last night?
me: actually I vulcanized her instead.
she's freaky-deaky dutch like that

by kahda July 19, 2004

vulching

people who circle parking lots (mall, gym, etc) looking for spots close to the door. most often done by people who could use the walk

Man, everyone was vulching spots at the gym today

by yogagirl7 October 18, 2012

The Vulcan

When you put two in the stink and two in the pink just like your giving the vulcan salutation

"Bro smell my fingers I gave her the vulcan"

by Bushido Brown May 16, 2009

Vulching

Wanking off on a girls tits instead of fucking her because you've indulged beyond the point of no floppy cock return. Cuddling afterwards is optional.

Q - Did you end up banging that cute Canadian backpacker last night?
A - Nah, I got a bit messy and was only capable of vulching her.

by Cosmobob August 18, 2014

Vulcan

Using two condoms and putting heat cream in between.

Guy: Johnny hooked up with her last night.
Friend: It's OK, I'll just Vulcan.
Guy: What's that?
Friend: Double bag it with heat cream in between. If one breaks, you'll know about it.

by Ageffa April 28, 2010

vulcan mind meld

Two in the pink, two in the stink, and one on the clit.

I gave your mom the Vulcan Mind meld last night and she woke up the entire neighborhood.

by Stephan G. December 9, 2008