Vertically Challenged

Someone who thinks they will grow, but probably won't

Or a Non offensive term for a midget

Jane was walking by a bunch of midgets skateboarding and said
Wow those vertically challenged guys are Awesome!

by pleazeacczept dis April 13, 2010

vertical lather

The resulting foam from a sweaty ass, and not wiping properly.

Dude I gotta go re-wipe, I got a vertical lather building.

by kirkson July 23, 2010

vertigoob

n. a top view of a womans breasts, a vertical perspective of boobs.

That scene in 'Joe Dirt' where he's in the hot air balloon and he's all like "I can see down your shirt.." vertigoob...

by philo1618 August 9, 2012

Vertical DJ

A person who assists or manually stimulates the clitorous in a motion that is similar to scratching a record vertically.

Biffy just gave Jennifer a Vertical DJ and made her squirt.

by Glitterzepeda December 23, 2013

vertical gymnastics

Vertical gymnastics is the obscure way to describe pole dancing without sounding like a complete ho/stripper. Popular with professionals and prudes, it allows vertical gymnasts a way to describe their "sport" without being judged (ho/stripper) and is approved as a safe for work term.
Vertical gymnastics is a popular emerging sport all around the world.

"Sorry I can't come out tonight, I have my vertical gymnastics class"
"I really need to build my upper body strength for my vertical gymnastics classes"
"Vertical gymnastics is really helping me with my self confidence"

by shazkony January 14, 2014

Vertically Thick

When someone is very tall, very skinny, and has a nice body.

Person 1: “Hey have you seen Karl today?” Person 2:“No I have not, who is Karl?”

Person 1: “He is a vertically thick guy from Denmark that plays soccer”.

by buttholecum09 February 16, 2019

motivated vergil

Motivated Vergil is a absolute Chad that you cannot be compared, if you challenge him you loose, this man ain’t normal he built diffrent

“Motivated Vergil is a god tier person”

by Power the all mighty!! March 29, 2023