Definitions by buttholecum09

Vertically Thick 

When someone is very tall, very skinny, and has a nice body.

Person 1: “Hey have you seen Karl today?” Person 2:“No I have not, who is Karl?”

Person 1: “He is a vertically thick guy from Denmark that plays soccer”.

Vertically Thick by buttholecum09 February 16, 2019

umbralle

The opposite of umbrella. Instead of thin and tall the cock is thick but short. It cums a lot more than you think.

Wow last night was great other than the umbralle he had.

umbralle by buttholecum09 July 8, 2016