2 definitions by buttholecum09

umbralle

The opposite of umbrella. Instead of thin and tall the cock is thick but short. It cums a lot more than you think.

Wow last night was great other than the umbralle he had.

by buttholecum09 March 26, 2016

Vertically Thick

When someone is very tall, very skinny, and has a nice body.

Person 1: “Hey have you seen Karl today?” Person 2:“No I have not, who is Karl?”

Person 1: “He is a vertically thick guy from Denmark that plays soccer”.

by buttholecum09 February 16, 2019