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chicken ventilator 

A staple in many chemistry labs, the chicken ventilator can also be called a hood. You do chemistry in there, and on rare occasions, you may also see a mustached man smoking a cigarette or ventilating chickens.
I was goin dahn the chem lab to ventilate some chickens when I found grundle tickler Frank smoking a cigarette in the chicken ventilator.

ur grandma looks hot on a ventilator 

you see it’s facts ur grandma looks extra hot on that ventilator but yk what’s hotter ur grandpa in a speedo
you-“is ur grandma hot?”
idk-“no do you think she looks hot or something?”
you-“ur grandma looks hot on a ventilator but yk what’s hotter ur grandpa in a speedo”

boost ventilator 

an arrangement of ducts, tubes, fans, heaters and controls used to introduce fresh air into or expel foul or stagnant air out of an automobile
The new Toyota Echo 4-Door Sedan features a heater & boost ventilator.
boost ventilator by Iain K. MacLeod December 21, 2003

Vertimato 

A tomato that is produced on a vertical farm.
The production of vertimatoes will improve the availability of healthy foods to urban dwellers.
Vertimato by Rob Tommins July 20, 2009

Solo Rusty Ventilator 

When a gentleman has the urge to have someone take a steaming dump on his chest but finds himself alone. He coils one on the shower curtain, lies down in the bath while holding the curtain at an angle (angle should be adjusted according to consistency and clingability) allowing the brown trout to slowly slide onto his chest
Olly: Jason, why the fuck is there a brown streak on the shower curtain?

Jason: It was the dog

Olly: The dog doesnt eat cashew nuts

Jason: Sorry, I had a solo rusty ventilator

Olly: Why didn't you just call me I've been touching cloth all day
Solo Rusty Ventilator by Safarijon January 20, 2009

ventilator 

Shotgunning smoke into someone's nostrils.

Blowing smoke into someone's nose.
I gave her the ventilator and smoke came out her mouth.
ventilator by Skankypants December 19, 2015