Vasobagel Response

A vasobagel response, episode, or attack is when a person passes out after consuming too many bagels

My friend brought over 2 dozen bagels this morning and I tried to limit myself to 1 or 2, but next thing I know I am on the couch and my friend is shaking me awake from a vasobagel response

by otter2388 September 18, 2012

vascocongestion

The official word for Blue Balls

Smart guy: Damn, that girl gave me vascocongestion.
Stupid Guy: Huh?
Smart Guy: its Blue Balls you dumb fuck

by Brandon Winkler January 13, 2005

Vasovaginal

The act of passing out or otherwise being rendered unconscious during vaginal penetration. Typically achieved by fisting.

She told me to go elbow deep, so I did; next thing I knew, she had a vasovaginal episode and was out.

by The_Vanilla_Gorilla September 17, 2012

vasinate

To lubricate using vasoline.

I vasinate my lips in cold weather.

by Nile David February 8, 2010

Vasobo

A vagina with a chicken finger

"Damn, that bitch has got one hell of a vasobo!!!, dont choke on that thing!"

"I was starting to go down on this girl and almost choked on her vasobo"

by Somersseedz November 15, 2011

vasovagal syncope

Losing consciousness ,passing out, and cross faded

The loss of consciousness was due to vasovagal syncope

by Mammafox January 28, 2018

Vasillate

To apply Vaseline to something, especially a body part.

“I really need to vasillate my hands tonight, they are really dry.”

by MoShizzzzzle May 31, 2018