Valley Christian High School

Private school located in Cerritos, CA. Full of stuck up people who are all fake. Principal looks like Peter Griffin. Ugly maroon and gold colors. You'll be an outcast if you're not dutch. Boring parties. Overpriced pizza.

"You need academic help? Fuck you."

"We love Jesus." -Valley Christian High School

by BaseballFan1111 September 2, 2014

Smithson Valley High School

Where tobacco chewing, big truck driving, boot wearing, cow raising hicks go to school.

See those kids in this cowboy hats with dip rings on there jeans pocket... yea they go to Smithson Valley High School.

by reagan goer December 29, 2010

Central Valley Academy

Highly looked at school in the area merged within two towns. CVA is a beautiful school with new renovations happening all the time. Although the school is nice and the programs are amazing, the kids inside are not as great. There are a plethora of horse girls, confederate hicks, and nicotine addicts. It isn’t CVA without a banger filled with drugs and alcohol. Also, the group of kids who stand outside of the property smoking cigs. Teachers run from the school in packs quitting left and right. The girls are known to be thots and the boys are nothing great to look at. You’ll see balls filled with baggy sweatpants, spaghetti straps, crocs, cva windbreakers, confederate flag attire, and messy buns/mullets galore. The smell of hot Cheetos and BO waft through the halls as fights erupt in the cafeteria/classroom.

Oh your from Central Valley Academy you must be a thot

by skinnypenis0129 July 18, 2019

Valley View High School

The place where:
1) Campus supervisors are now virtual police officers
2) Where each grade uses drugs, but treats as if their grade is superior
3) Mass violation of the First, Second, and Fourth Amendments
4) General prison for those not in ASB(alt-Eagles), athletes, or in admin.

ASB athlete: Hey you, show some Valley View High School pride!
Random, normal student: You can't make me....(Gets tazed by supervisor)

by not_a_tyrant March 23, 2019

silicone valley

the area between two breast implants.

Look at that chick's ugly tattoo in her silicone valley!

by roarkfish July 17, 2006

Valley Rat

n.--someone who grew up in Valley Springs, and has the appearance and smell of a greaseball. They are raised to eat deer, drink beer, and love NASCAR. The Valley Rat species has dug a tunnel system that stretches a total of 300 miles. One Yankton kid was even seen getting sucked into their hole from the baseball field--this is the only recorded death caused by a Valley Rat.

If your friend doesn't wash his hair for 4 days, only talks about cars, and dresses in 80s rockband shirts; then he's probably a Valley Rat.

by Jeff Bly March 18, 2011

Long Valley

Long Valley is a town in Morris County. Long Valley is also know as the "LV". LV lies in one of the wealthiest countys in NJ. LV is half farmland/working class and fucking rich ass people. In long valley you either live in "the valley" or "the mountain". The kids who live in the big "LV" are usually assholes but we love them anyway. Long Valley is mainly all white and the minoritys act white. LV kids drink and smoke weed for fun, and like to throw house parties that get broken up in an hour cuz LV cops are douchebags. If you live in long valley you probably went to West Morris Central. Long valley is horribly boring and if you want to go anywhere besides the general store you have to go into Hackettstown. The highschool parking lot is filled with BMWS, Audis, Hummers, while some cars are shitty mainly. Usually the wealthier kids like on the "mountain". LV is boring but if your from Long Valley your fucking proud, because one is for sure, with only a general store in our entire town we know how to have a fucking good time!

" I live on the Mountain in Long Valley"
" Kids from Long Valley are rich pricks!!"

by LVqueen July 30, 2008