Houdini Darth Vader

Another delightful twist on the original houdini, to perform the Houdini Darth Vader correctly you should be breathing heavily in the ladies ear as though you have a respiratory condition. Upon reaching climax, spit on her back, when she turns around shoot your load in her face and shout 'I AM YOUR FATHER' to which she should reply, 'NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO'

"Whoa Steve, your mum really freaked out when I Houdini Darth Vader'ed her last night."

"But if your her father, does that mean we're related???"

"I certainly hope not Millom boy!"

by Dan 'The Hitman' Humperdink May 16, 2007

Ebbw vale

A small town in Gwent Valleys in South Wales. Biggest shithole in the world. You cant do absolutely nothing here. :) drugs everywhere+ full of ugly fat stupid people.

Ebbw vale? ..... where the fuck is that?

by Tinamichellexo February 1, 2012

vaded

An adjective that refers to something that is of higher quality and higher standard. This can be used to describe people, objects, etc. in any situation.

"That outfit is vaded!"
"Did you see how vaded his car was?"

by xanthonyx April 9, 2017

wilmer valderrama

He used to be cool on That 70's show when he didn't try to be all gangster and shit. Now he's just some fuckin' poser who hosts a funny show called 'Yo momma'. In the end, he gives the winner $1,000, pretty fuckin' lame if you ask me. $1,000 for potential future beefs with other mu'fuckers around the winner's hood doesn't justify that shit. Dude, you're rich, What the fuck man?

Watch the episode of Ashton Kutcher's "Punk'd" where they punk Wilmer and you'll see how much of a pussy he is.

"Where the Hell did Wilmer Valderrama get the idea he was a fuckin' thug ass nigga? Get in where you fit in dude and go back to doing COOL shows.

by Raw Doggy April 4, 2010

Vaders helmet

The top of a penis

John whipped out his Vaders helmet

by Minges and all! April 15, 2003

valectban

The result of a user (Valect) on efnet using the host name of someone else, who raises hell in specific channels of choice (such as #seattle or #california).

The result is an ineffective ban on the host name that user is utilizing, locking all other users on that host name out of the channel.

A frequent victim of valectbans is a user known as Orb.

21:15 18 Dec 05 <analorb> I used to be on like 23542352 efnet channels <analorb> but now I am the victim of valectbans

by cuntsucker August 25, 2006

siddarth vader

A very fuckable person. Loves a person for their titties Or their penis. Enjoys long, hard blow jobs. Reported for having an elephant dick. Loves to play baseball with his dick. His dick hangs low and it dangles to the floor.

It a siddarth vader. Bitches get naked and men wipe out your dick, it's about to get hot in here.

by Hy-Ching April 25, 2014