val

the most genuine, kind-hearted, funny, and beautiful person in the ENTIRE universe. i love her with all my heart and soul and that will never change till the day i die and after that. i hope one day we meet each-other so i can feel her hands running through my hair and her breath quivering against mine.. anyways, love u always. - chloe

“have you seen val, shes so hot”
“i know too bad she has a gf:(“

by .chloeevy November 28, 2021

Val gal

A person with herpes who takes Valacyclovir aka Valtrex (: an antiviral drug that can be used to suppress herpes sore/ blisters)

I’m just a Val gal lookin’ for love~

by surewhynot July 20, 2023

val

val is the most sexiest person you will ever meet. she never admits to being rich

Guy 1: Val is so sexy.
Me (an alpha chad): Don't talk about my girlfriend like that brp

by swagernova March 23, 2022

The Val Pinch

Where you insert one finger into the Anus and the thumb into the vagina of a woman and proceed to 'pinch' the thin membrane between the two areas chasing the woman to orgasm.

I want you to use the Val pinch on me tonight.

by The True English April 11, 2024

Doing A Val

When a girl goes along with the flow just cuz "we're friends" or "I took pity" and eventually gets into a situation that's awkward for everyone.

Sams doing a Val and dating a 30-year-old. fucking pedos dude

by TrashyKing July 4, 2021

Val

The biggest fucking pussy you will ever meet. This kid starts crying if it’s too breezy our. He claims to be a Russian but he’d never touch a drop of liquor in his entire life. Needless to say, you wanna be friends with this kid cause of someone insults him, well make sure you can do like the song pumped up kicks and “run faster then his bullets.” He must be a wizard, cause despite the fact that he a total loser, HE GETS MORE PUSSY IN A WEEK THEN YOU DO YOUR ENTIRE LIFE.

Anyone: Val, your such a fag. Suck my dick loser
Val: reaches in locker, *click click* what was that?

by Holland Faggot May 10, 2019

The Val Pinch

Where you put on finger in the anus and one in the vagina and proceede to 'pinch' the thin membrane separating both areas of the Woman's genitals

I want to use the Val pinch on you tonight

by The True English April 11, 2024