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magic twig

A small penis , but knows how to use it and has large breasted women drooling for his ron jeremy sex skills.
Lori - Omg stacy i just had amazing sex with a kid named alex who had a magic twig!! Stacy - omg do u got his number????
by Kayaa December 1, 2009
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fat twig

Sticks that are big
The fat twig was a pencil
by I luv animal jam May 2, 2018
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Dirty twig

Fucking neek who this he’s bench and can’t move his neck muscles but he’s the gayest person and can even turn a mobile company into a gay conversation
Dirty twig Oh look there’s yh fucking gay twig coming
by Kenzie the opp October 12, 2018
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Pleasure Twigs

(noun) Your fingers when engaged in the act of masturbation.
Sarah's pleasure twigs were on fire when she saw my delicious gums flapping in the breeze.
by dsahraie June 22, 2010
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twig picker

Someone who is only attracted to skinny people; the opposite of a chubby chaser.
My bitchass twig picker friend can’t comprehend how I can possibly have a crush on a chubby guy.
by chubby chaser rights April 1, 2019
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Google Twig

The dry strand of snot you sometimes see in somebody's nose.
~ Credit to my friend C Snyman for coining the phrase, I'm just trying to immortalise it ~
Hey Joe, you have a google twig in your left nostril!
by GoogleTwig October 4, 2021
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Smoking Twigs

Absolutely destroying someone who is worse than you at something.
Bro, you’re smoking twigs, they are soooo much worse than you!
by The Twig Smoker February 14, 2023
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