by Mike Barlow June 12, 2008
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When a friend decides to insult you, but their mom is around.
"Turk" is short for Turkey which in middle school terms is less offensive than chicken, but still has the kick
"Turk" is short for Turkey which in middle school terms is less offensive than chicken, but still has the kick
"Only 3 people at a time on the tramp? SON OF A TURK."
"That son of a turk stole the last popsicle in my freezer"
"That son of a turk stole the last popsicle in my freezer"
by Joykiller19 February 21, 2021
The time describing you and your friends heading out to smoke a Camel Turkish Gold... Anytime is a good time for turk time!
by curlyheadfuck June 18, 2009
A ‘Christian Turk’ is a phrase used to explain a highly unlikely event occurring – for instance that of someone born in Turkey being Christian.
Since up to 98 percent of the population are Muslims, Christians are obviously a minority religion in Turkey. Because it is a secular country, the only Muslim country in the world that has no state religion, the Constitution guarantees religious freedom, and tolerance is the rule. The population includes members of the Armenian Apostolic and Greek Orthodox churches, Roman and Eastern Catholics, and Jews. Today, approximately 120,000 Christians and 26,000 Jews live in Turkey, out of 73 million of the total population.
In western culture the phrase Christian Turk is used when you know the chances of something happening are slim.
For instance: 1) Winning the Lottery, 2) Hitting a Bulls Eye in Darts, 3) Scoring 3 points in Basketball for an amateur.
There is a 0.1% chance of being a Christian in Turkey, hence if you won the lottery you would be called a Christian Turk.
Since up to 98 percent of the population are Muslims, Christians are obviously a minority religion in Turkey. Because it is a secular country, the only Muslim country in the world that has no state religion, the Constitution guarantees religious freedom, and tolerance is the rule. The population includes members of the Armenian Apostolic and Greek Orthodox churches, Roman and Eastern Catholics, and Jews. Today, approximately 120,000 Christians and 26,000 Jews live in Turkey, out of 73 million of the total population.
In western culture the phrase Christian Turk is used when you know the chances of something happening are slim.
For instance: 1) Winning the Lottery, 2) Hitting a Bulls Eye in Darts, 3) Scoring 3 points in Basketball for an amateur.
There is a 0.1% chance of being a Christian in Turkey, hence if you won the lottery you would be called a Christian Turk.
Person 1: Has he got a round of drinks in yet?
Person 2: Of course not, fat chance of that happening - he's like a Christian Turk!
Person 2: Of course not, fat chance of that happening - he's like a Christian Turk!
by Jack Roseby April 04, 2008
In the extended outtakes for the Lassie television show, Lassie can be seen performing the inverted turk at many junctures.
by roy a miller March 27, 2008
Young Turk (n), 1. Young progressive or insurgent member of an institution, movement, or political party. 2. Young person who rebels against authority or societal expectations
by JewJitsu123 February 26, 2010