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Truth

The truth is like a lingering fart...everyone can smell it, everyone knows its there, but no one wants to admit it.
John: The truth hurts man.
Mike: It can also smell like ass too.
by Irish Kid BM May 12, 2008
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you can't handle the truth

Expression first popularised by Jack Nicholson in the character of Col. Nathan R. Jessep in A Few Good Men (1992, dir. Rob Reiner), when he blows up in court in Tom Cruise's face. Handy exclamation to direct at the computer screen when somebody votes down an eminently rational definition on urbandictionary. Parodied by Sideshow Bob in an episode of The Simpsons ("Pish! I deride your truth-handling abilities!").
Kaffee: I want the truth!
Jessep (yells): You can't handle the truth!
by Fearman April 15, 2008
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That Truth

by Room308IsThatTruth February 11, 2009
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Truthification

1. n. The act of changing a false statement into a true statement through the use of outside sources.
My lie has been justified by means of truthification.
by Aaron M Sinwell November 19, 2007
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truth

n. A fundamental existing condition of all known universes, realities, timelines, and realms of possibility existing in the tenth dimension, that cannot be disputed by any other scientific, philosophic, psychiatric, psychological, mathematical, actuarial, geographical, topographical, ontological, totological, or geological formula or theory. (2) Becca loves Roger more than Sarah.
Becca loves Roger more than Sarah.

This is a truth, and it also defines truth. Thus, embracing totology, this will always be true forever.
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Postmodern Truth

Anything and everything that you believe. Your truth is what you say it is regardless of any evidence to the contrary. No laws have been written forbidding people from fooling themselves.
All mentally ill people are innocent of the charge of being a liar if they believe in Postmodern Truth.
by Spiritual-Master January 5, 2022
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nothing but the truth!

Description of someone or something that is cooler than cool; someone or something that is simply badass!; awesome
This band is tight! That drummer is "nothing but the truth!"
by talk2me-JCH2 August 30, 2022
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