Trouser Tent

When you have major wood in the crotchal area but you are wearing some sort of loose garment around there so your purple headed yogurt slinger is clearly visible- thus like a tent

'Dude, How many does your Trouser Tent accomodate!'

by I JI IP IL A W I June 9, 2009

trouser minge

A ver long, out of date fanny.

"i think i have a trouser minge"

by Robert Lamb November 20, 2006

trouser snot

Slang term for ejaculated semen.

She squinted after being hit in the eye with trouser snot.

by Fransky September 4, 2007

Trouser Snorkeled

To receive oral sex with your pants on (male).
Your boner rises out of your trousers much like a snorkel out of the water

Hey jimmy did you catch the concert last night?
Yes. But I missed the opening act. My girl trouser snorkeled me in the parking lot.

by Greg Toland May 23, 2015

Moss Trosser

A sporting term used to undermine and demoralize the opponent. Typically used as a direct insult.

Greg H. is a huge moss trosser.

by rk#1 January 18, 2009

trouser mouse

Wanker, one-eyed snake, wee-willie wanker, pud, penis, willie war-head.

Sam showed off his trouser mouse to Sally at the movie.

by Succa Bus April 29, 2003

trowser snake

A visible (and quite lengthy) bulge in the trousers, commonly found in aroused men.

Did you see Dick over in that chair? He's got quite a trowser snake going about him.

by kylexxkatastrophy August 23, 2007