A baseball hat with a mesh backing, the quintessential accessory of scumbag-chic fashion. It's one of the many Paradoxes of American School-age Culture: Rich kids paying out the ass to look like the kids they make fun of.
John Q. Public dumped a pail of garbage on John Doe's head, stating he only wanted to make the financially-disproportionated youth feel at home. He then placed a filthy Von Dutch Trucker hat on his head and heading home to smoke some butts and play Xbox.
by Johnny Pseudonym January 12, 2006
Get the trucker hat mug.CT drove nonstop from Mexico to get here. I hear that he gave himself the lonely trucker a few times to stay awake.
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by TuckyALucky June 3, 2018
Get the trucker mug.Geo Tracker: A car typically driven by teen-agers who's parents give it to them as their first car. geo trackers seat 4 legally, however the typical Geo Tracker driver can seat seat up to 14 people. This is not to be confused with a Geo Trekker, that's someone with a broken Geo tracker that has to walk around.
by Johnnyneedscash July 8, 2009
Get the geo tracker mug.Clothing with sewn in RFID security tags, rather than the pin on plastic type removed at the store, or ones stuck to the hang tags. Very commonly used by the Gap, Old Navy, and Banana Republic. Despite the "remove before wearing" printed on them, they're very frequently not noticed in items made of heavier material, particularly pants, until you go through a security gate at a store and beep. First you wave any bags you're carrying through, and find nothing beeps.
Then you take your cellphone out of your pocket. It's not that.
Then your keys.
Then your change.
Frustrated, embarassed, and completely bewildered at this time as to why you're still setting it off, you'll often still get through with just a hairy eyeball after they've seen enough of your stuff that they can tell you're probably not shoplifting, but it'll happen again, and again, until one day you accidentally stumble across the tag.
Trackerpants. They're out to get you.
(a common contributor to securapathy among shop staff)
Then you take your cellphone out of your pocket. It's not that.
Then your keys.
Then your change.
Frustrated, embarassed, and completely bewildered at this time as to why you're still setting it off, you'll often still get through with just a hairy eyeball after they've seen enough of your stuff that they can tell you're probably not shoplifting, but it'll happen again, and again, until one day you accidentally stumble across the tag.
Trackerpants. They're out to get you.
(a common contributor to securapathy among shop staff)
*security beeper goes off*
"Oooh, look at that guy emptying all his pockets, what do you think he's got?"
"There's no security guard around, he's doing it all on his own. Looks like a classic case of trackerpants!"
"Oooh, look at that guy emptying all his pockets, what do you think he's got?"
"There's no security guard around, he's doing it all on his own. Looks like a classic case of trackerpants!"
by roxyhead March 29, 2009
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When having to pee and stopping for a more pressing reason is not readily materializing, such as stopping for fuel, trucker Jeff chooses to tinkle in his riptide rush trucker's toilet while driving down the road.
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