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trader joes

a food store that offers a fine variety of foods to many people. the staff are generally funny people. every product they offer has been tested for quality, and they make sure that their products are good in every way. they also do not sell "third party" foods, every thing is grown/harvested/made by them.
by sean arsefaceLOL May 26, 2008
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tiny tragedy

Dude...look at Dave's tiny tragedy!!
by Kim February 18, 2005
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Attraction to Tragedy

Possesing a harsh amount of Idiocy, lacking motor skills in everyday happenings such as social interaction, empathy, and/or role model behaviors.
Generally unreasonably aggressive for no apparent reason; irrational.
What's with those people who act like retards but aren't actually special?
Oh, they just have an Attraction To Tragedy...
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tragesty

tragesty = tragedy + travesty
a) At RiteAid of Bolton Hill a woman is reading her weekly horoscope in the National Enquirer. She swells "Oh my! Just look at this tragesty!" acknowledging that her astrological forecast for the week promises extraordinary challenges and a high probability of misfortune. She checks her standing and counts 10 tubes of Benzedrex in the basket and five more concealed within her tote bag. Realizing that this is quite an ordinary count she gasps "Darnell! I told you to get the Benzedrex! What are you doing standing around for?" She relaxes as the preparations progress and opens to a different page of the tabloid. Floating about is an unwarranted-full-page-at-the-beach photo of Lindsay Lohan cursing her very sun. The women notes that the page is without tragesty or tragedy, but the actress's bathing suit is decidedly a travesty.

"Oh yes it willsbe" in whispers to herself. her brows raise "Yes it willsssbeee." She is next to checkout. An all-magical-ninety six hour-nonstop-triptastic-spectacle of expeditionary proportions is about to begin. Onward to the City of Stars and Lindsay Lohan's Magnificent Mountains! The destination pleases Darnell "Oh yes it willsbe" he acutely agrees.

2) The cokeheads at the bus stop are eager to board the train of tragesties.
by myspace.com/theslimeys January 11, 2009
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tragedy

When the feeling's gone and you can't go on
When you lose control and you have no soul, it's tragedy
by Anonymous May 14, 2003
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Traver

someone who is extreamly attractive and dates a beautiful girl who is attractive as well, different, multi-talented.
Traver is so sexy that he dates a girl named Nikelia
by Penist676 April 13, 2010
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Indian Trader

To say you will give something to another person, then after you give it to them, ask for it back.
"Here you can have this sweater"
"Oh thanks!"

"Hey could I have my sweater back?"
"You gave it to me?... Wow you're an indian trader!"
by cccssss January 15, 2010
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