oh? tingin tingin mo diyan? gusto mo? luh! asa ka! ugh kairita! nagluto ba si nine? may bisita ba ngayon? si marites na naman? ugh kairita! sinong naghugas ng pinggan? ah wala. ma! si sami sinuntok ako sa likod. po? totoo nga po! po?salamat nanine!

by bonak September 29, 2020

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totodile

During sex when the male bites the female then continues by shooting his cum into her cut. Finally he finishes by spitting water into her cut to clean it.

Last night I totally totodiled this girl then she tied me up and I got bulbasaured.

by Kleft13 November 28, 2013

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Totodile

One of the cutest Pokemon that bites everything. Don't capture this friendly ( DANGEROUS ) Pokemon, unless you want your dick bitten off.

Trainer: TOTODILE, I CHOOSE YOU!

Totodile: *Immediately jumps trainer and bites his dick off*

TOTODILE GAINED 1,000 EXP...

by BUMBLEBEE!!!!!!!!! June 3, 2018

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totok

Totok = Vagina or pussy punani ,cunt, pantat,pantek ,cibai ,puki,

words originally from kadazan
widely used in Sabah
Usefull if heading down there for sex trade

"yesterday i had nice girl in my hotel room for sex , and she had a smelly totok"

by Jimmy Breakers August 31, 2006

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totoro size

When someone is large, in a manner which is described as chubby , fat , heavy , pudgy or thick , but in a cute cuddly teddy bear kind of way.

At first I wasn't into heavier guys

But then I fell in-love with the totoro size

by Killossal September 1, 2017

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Totobomb

The act of bombarding an unexpected crowd by interrupting their playlist, usually executed by way of jukebox or DJ/cover band request, with all things Toto. Most common and popular method is Africa although other greats such as Rosanna and Hold the Line are also acceptable methods of said bombing. The end result is a room full of confused yet delighted faces, each one slightly embarrassed to admit that they admire and appreciate the timeless classic as it intoxicates the room with its harmonious and cryptic love messages, subconsciously forcing all to sing along once the chorus drops. Originally started as a bar drinking game notoriously called “Bum Out the Bar” which consisted of paying extra money to bump others songs with less desirable tunes from a forgotten era, other variations which included “Wham! I Just Ruined Your Playlist”, the “New Kids on the Block All Your Songs”, and the infamous Celine Dion’s “My Heart Will Go On And On And On And On And On And On”....basically just that song on repeat. The Totobomb has been used in bars and restaurants across the country and continues to keep patrons emotionally attached to one of the greatest ballads of our time while still keeping it alive.

Man, I was at the bar last night and someone Totobombed my playlist. I forgot how good Africa is.

by Tommy Helltender November 23, 2017

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