hope to shit in your flat hat

Affirmative response to a question implying that the “yes” answer was more or less obvious or just a simple “Sure it’s going to happen, what else would you expect?” Navy slang from the 1950s referring to the “dress blue” flat had enlisted sailors wore at that time.

“You going out drinking tonight, Richie? “ “I hope to shit in your flat hat, I am”

by Tony Duhamel November 17, 2007

Toshiba Slut

General statement referring to that of a person which uses, owns, or borrows a Toshiba computer.

Today I was at starbucks and I saw a Toshiba slut on a table in the far left corner, just sluttin it up, an actual Toshiba slut!

by LaurenPorras June 9, 2011

This is for all the Tostitos

To ruin a great moment with a horrible pun. The phrase spoke directly before the needle scratches across the record.

Brent Musberger uttered, "This is for ALL the tostitos." just before the winning kick in the BCS championship.

by Jasonthe29th January 13, 2011

I just want to shit with the birds

An expression for someone who doesn't have high expectations or large goals in life.

Anthony: All I want out of life is an apartment and a puppy.
Alex: You're really shooting for the stars there huh?
Anthony: No, I just want to shit with the birds.

by Regicidal October 31, 2013

Fucked all to shit

Being so drunk or high that you can not complete even the most basic task or function. The state of mind where all you can do is say things that make no sense and/or break things.

I was so fucked all to shit last night, I don't even know what I did. I woke up in a ditch and none of my friends will even talk to Me

by aasdfgthyjkl May 1, 2011

I don't like to shit in my own front yard

This is your town, big or small. You have a rep to maintain. You gotta hold your head high around your stomping grounds. If your gonna act slutty or a fool... you take it else where! Don't shit in your own front yard, people will see you. Go across town, and shit in someone else's yard :)

Friend: "Why don't you just go home with him?" You: "I don't like to shit in my own front yard, if you know what I mean."

by Liz Gee November 12, 2012

Toshi

an obviously mistaken Japanese name, but actually is a Korean noun which means "an unusual out come after self pleasuring."

Example1:

Jake: "Why is your left hand bigger than your right hand? You might have the Toshi."

Example2:
Trae: "Dude I was watching some pornography. I was about to reach to my climax, then suddenly my dick recoiled upwards and hit my face.

Jake: Dude I think you should see a doctor, because I have the Toshi as well.

by Toshi12345 April 21, 2010