Toff

Someone like my good self living in Kensington, frequenting Chelsea and Soho. Public schoolboy, rather well to do, with decent manners. Our women can be described as a little "ok-yar".

"Hugo, lets go shoot some grouse"

by Tarquin Xavier-Maximus October 28, 2003

Toffing off

The act of masturbating to cheltenham highlights/ the boat race on BBC 1.

"Ooh, University Challenge!"
-"I need some alone time" (comences toffing off)

by Her_Ladyship April 23, 2010

Tooffy

Noun. Abundant pubic hair on a woman's pubis

Her tooffy completely obscures her VW bonnet.

by oceanoutback June 28, 2011

rectal toffee

The brown stuff that comes out of your cake hole.

Bob: Hey, i really need a crap!
Joe: Well hurry up dude we dont want rectal toffee everywhere!

by Robbie Harrigan October 20, 2007

Toffee

1. A very sticky sweet thing.
2. Anything and everything. A word used to describe any word you can think of, in any context.

1. We stick together like toffee
2. Omg! Your hair looks so toffee!

by Dônkéy May 19, 2013

toffee yogurt

The sticky substance that leaves a mans anus after his gay partner has ejaculated in his bottom!

'he farted and sprayed my face with toffee yogurt'

by Captain Flaps October 10, 2006

anal toffy

anal toffy is not a term, it is an insult my stupid friend made up to call people. Cause really...noone wants to be anal toffy...just imagine.

Get the hell outta my way you fuck'n anal toffy

by Buck_naked August 8, 2006