upper topper flopper stopper

a bra.

Jed: Jimbo u need a upper topper flopper stopper cause u got man boobs like a mofo.

Jimbo: I was thinking of getting breast reduction thank you very much.

by insaniak988 July 26, 2010

Topper Headon

Topper Headon was the drummer for The Clash. His real name is Nicky Headon. He had tried out for Mick
s band,the London S.S.,then something happened,and tada,he was in The Clash. He later got kicked out though because he had a drug addiction and was becoming unreliable. I believe he released a solo album too. He was really short,and also sometimes had to wear women's shoes,because his feet were so small. He also got married to his girlfriend Wendy,but they divorced.

-Topper Headon is the drummer for The Clash
-Wooo who is a great drummer? Topper Headon!

by Brandi O. October 29, 2005

toppe

est. july 7, 2007

an attractive individual who meets the standards of pimping and perfect quality

the toppe is in the house

by stupid face May 10, 2008

topping off gas tanks

To ejaculate massive ammounts of semen into a vagina or anus. This practice can only be accomplished in the absence of condoms or any other contraceptive that prevents the exchange of fluids. A vagina that has been habitually been topped off runs the risk of becomming garbage pussy.

Bend over whore, Im gonna top off your gas tank with pure, unadulterated eastern Kentucky baby slime.

I love nothing more than topping off gas tanks.

Condoms? I would never take a shower in a raincoat, why would I wear condoms? I am going to top off your gas tank.

I am going to top off your gas tank, and then I will be in you forever.

by Taquesia Blackdigk September 27, 2006

topped

as in to commit suicide, most likely to be used when the person in question jumps off a building

did you hear about john smith? he topped himself

by devilboy December 3, 2004

muffin-topping

(v.) The act of a person's belly, sides, and back fat overflowing the boundary of his or her belt in the way a baking muffin expands out of it's cup. First used by Scott Adams (author of "Dilbert" cartoons).

Once we were on the subway,... my wife sat next to a guy who eventually fell asleep and slumped on her. I picked a guy who was muffin-topping into my seat and listening to an iPod. We felt blessed with our choices.

by PeckComm December 1, 2007

Topper

Not a fucking pencil sharpener

"can I use your topper please"

"Only if you fUCKING CALL IT A PENCIL-SHARPENER YOU UNCULTURED PIECE OF OVER GROWN CABBAGE

by RainbowMug June 14, 2019