toothbat

a baseball bat with teeth that you use to beat up toxic assholes

“ Will you please make me a toothbat, I would really like that! hit me with your toothbat, with a toothbat” -Awsten Knight, Waterparks (band)

by sxurgreen November 28, 2019

tooty frooty

literally everyone's childhood dream jelly bean flavor.

"oh my god! i got a tooty frooty!"

"NO WAY!"

by a famous austrian painter April 28, 2021

ghetto toothbrush

a menthol cigarette, usually a newport.

ghetto toothbrush

by Melawn June 17, 2009

electric toothbrush

a very nice device used like a vibrator

my toothbrush rocks

by toothbrush February 25, 2004

black tooth grin

A mixed drink created by former pantera guitarist, containing a large shot of seagrams 7, a large shot of crown royal,with a splash of cola. R.I.P. Dimebag Darrell

"hey man!, pour me another black tooth grin, im gettin shit-faced before the show"

by SteVeWiZzle May 29, 2007

Sabre Toothless Tiger

n. An old woman... (and I mean OLD) that still hunts in bars/clubs and preys on much younger men for sexual favors. A Sabre toothless tiger out-ages a cougar by at least 10-20years and may or may not have all of her real teeth.

DudeA: "Damn! Rebecca's Cougar-ass mom keeps hittin' on me and rubbing my thigh"

DudeB: "NO DUDE! That's Becca's GRANDMA! She's a Sabre toothless tiger!"

DudeA: "I'm gunna need bout 8more beers to hit that shit... and some lube"

by DudeA September 25, 2009

toothpick into a volcano

when a guy with a really small penis does a really loose girl.

guy one - have you ever thrown a toothpick into a volcano?
guy two - why yes, i did just last night.

by seagullxx November 1, 2007