toomule

A tiny circular piece of fiber, often found in in the carpet of play or otherwise recreational rooms, which is oftentimes used as a cock ring for LegoPeople.

I found a toomule while playing with Legos. I tried it on, but now it hurts badly and I cant get it off.

by Strokes McGee July 30, 2008

tooque

small furry stuffed (plush) animal, preferably cute, can be...
groundhog, beaver, puppy, bear, etc.

hey, she's all up inta that tooque like whatevah !
hey g-friend, sup wit all dem tooques you got splashed round you crib na, huh ?
deez tooques are way up inta that TV, not!

by mrzoop June 12, 2007

Toosunday

The last day of a three day weekend. Used mostly for finishing all the work you should have finished the Sunday before.

I freaking spent my toosunday trying to define Wang Mang Liu Bang Shang Yang.

by procyonca October 27, 2007

toopax

shitting out a used tampon in someones soup

I gave ryan a toopax. he will think it is a gift

by nicest terrorist April 18, 2009

toomuchrevisionitus

you've got a severe case of toomuchrevisionitus, symptoms include(but are not limited to): sore head, sore hands, fatigue, constant eating, stress, bad back. Possible treatments include: sleep, walk, bath, chocolate or excersize. Symtoms should withdraw in about six to seven weeks, I'm terribly sorry

I've got toomuchrevisionitus

by yourface? May 25, 2009

Tropulous

You + Me = Us

Tropulous! woo because you plus me equals us!

by JCcheer July 7, 2010

Toolution

The act of a tool going being toolish and spreading it everywhere.

Bob: Have you heard the news?

Ron: No, I haven't. What's going on?

Bob: Some tool is preading their toolish behavior everywhere and more people are being turned into tools.

Ron: Oh, sounds like some Toolution is happening.

by CaptainJefe April 29, 2010