toonie

Canadian two dollar coin.

Derives from combining loonie and "two".

"Coffee costs $1.35. If you give me a toonie, I'll give you 65 cents back."

"Got two loonies for this toonie?"

by blaidd January 12, 2004

tonsil surprise

When your getting a blow-job and as your about to cum, you hold the girl's head down and suddenly shove your cock deep into her mouth. This results in either her tonsils getting crushed, or even better a full throat penetration. At this point her head is held down as a sticky load coats her tonsils or otherwise is blasted down her throat.

The key to this move is the surprise factor. The girl receiving the "tonsil surprise" must not be expecting the move, thus she will be quite surprised as the move is suddenly executed.

In order to achieve the maximum surprise factor, the blow-job is allowed to occur at a gentle pace, with minimal thrusting. A slow build up is desireable, followed by a sudden thrusting into the mouth at the point of ejaculation. The back of the girl's head is typically held down firmly with both hands, to ensure maximum depth of penetration and to prevent the girl from being able to pull her head away before the ejaculation is complete.

I was getting some nice head last night from that chick I met on Friday night. She was totally shocked when I gave her the "tonsil surprise".

by Jimmy DeLarge October 19, 2008

tons o' fun

a grotesquely obese female that makes for a good hit and run because of her zealous eagerness to please

I'm sore from digging out that tons o' fun last night.

by Herb N. Dictionary October 25, 2002

toongabbie backhander

(Australian Slang - Western suburbs)... Reverse hand masturbation. Where the crevice created by the thumb and forefinger becomes the entry point for the bulbous member. Quite common in the western suburbs in Sydney (wanking capital of the world).

I wanted to try something different the other night. Mrs Palmer suggested a Toongabbie Backhander.

by Jaaaaaaaaaahn August 28, 2006

nigger tools

Tools that can be used for a wide array of jobs, since the right tool for the job is often not present. Most common examples include: vise-grips, crescent wrenches, and pipe wrenches.

Why don't you go buy a socket set and stop using these nigger tools!

by Mshay May 9, 2008

tiny toon adventure

A cool cartoon that was made in the early 1990's.

You had lead characters such as Buster and Babs who had the same last name, but were not related. Then there was a whole list of other characters, such as Plucky, Hampton, and Fifi.

Then of course, you have your brat kid names Max. He was rich and selfish. There was also a little girl named Elmyra who had a crush on him.

There were even some cameos from classic WB characters, such as Daffy and Porkey.

One of their most known adventures was the 4 part episode when you would follow along each character as they were on their summer break from school.

There is also this great video game on sega genesis called "Tiny Toon: Buster's Hidden Treasure."

by lunar shadows August 15, 2004

Toonie

Boston term (Typically Charlestown) for Yuppie.

You see the new neighbors yet?

Yea, buncha Toonies.

by JGoonch May 9, 2018