Look at that AU Ford Tool, he thinks he is so cool but it's just a Taxi with with FPV car seat covers.
by Hatfishing king November 28, 2018
Get the au ford tool mug.Anyone who tries to act cooler than they actually are. Most tools are usually douchebags with negative self-esteem.
Synonyms: Asshole, poser, faker, douchebag, Dane Cook.
Synonyms: Asshole, poser, faker, douchebag, Dane Cook.
by BigCron August 11, 2009
Get the Tool mug.A place for a female to sit that comprises a man's lap and, specifically, his erect manhood. Use of this phrase usually implies that more than just sitting (namely, boning) is underway.
by Nicholas A.B. June 30, 2008
Get the Tool Stool mug.Someone incredibly lame. More stupid than a tool, even more stupid than a tool box, and way, way more stupid than a tool shed.
by ceterisparibus December 3, 2005
Get the tool factory mug.A sharp tool is someone who has a knack for something, is a smooth operator, and can make things happen. They may or may not also be a bit of a knob.
If you are called a sharp tool, you should be initially flattered when the word 'sharp' is said, then more uneasy following the word 'tool'.
If you are confused, you should examine the identity of the poerson who said it. If they resemble a pirate, you should probably not take offense.
If you are called a sharp tool, you should be initially flattered when the word 'sharp' is said, then more uneasy following the word 'tool'.
If you are confused, you should examine the identity of the poerson who said it. If they resemble a pirate, you should probably not take offense.
by hutnut99 April 15, 2010
Get the sharp tool mug.A tool that will go anywhere to be with a girl. In other words, a tool that would do anything or go anywhere, just to be with a decent looking girl. See also tool.
Jeff: Hey man, what are you doing this weekend?
Kyle: Im going to Alyssa's volleyball game.
Jeff: But that shits over 2 hours away.
Kyle: I know that but she said it would be cool if i went.
Jeff: Nah man, your a fucking cordless tool, your not even getting any from her.
Kyle: Im going to Alyssa's volleyball game.
Jeff: But that shits over 2 hours away.
Kyle: I know that but she said it would be cool if i went.
Jeff: Nah man, your a fucking cordless tool, your not even getting any from her.
by Broha January 6, 2009
Get the cordless tool mug.A colorful tank top generally worn by annoying and obnoxious whiteboys who think they are god's gift to earth and need to wear a WESC tank top with vans and skinny jeans everywhere they go. The tool tank is only 1 step above a wife-beater and tools often think that because tool tanks cost $24.99 that they are fashionable and cool.
These tool tanks usually have colorful stripes so the tool makes sure he is noticed by everyone, also making it easier for his douchebaggery to be noticed by fellow tools.
Tools can often be seen wearing tool tanks in frat houses, on the beach, or riding around in their F150s as they roam around the 909.
These tool tanks usually have colorful stripes so the tool makes sure he is noticed by everyone, also making it easier for his douchebaggery to be noticed by fellow tools.
Tools can often be seen wearing tool tanks in frat houses, on the beach, or riding around in their F150s as they roam around the 909.
by 1lastthingandPrimo October 30, 2010
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