going to my dad's

1. Due to the seperation of two parents, the father gets you every other weekend. This is supposedly compensation for the whole week.

2. Escape from a mongrol mother.

Mom: So you take her every other weekend and I have her the rest of the time and you can only have her if you pay $200 in child support. Sound good?
Dad: Do I have a CHOICE?
Mom: You do. Either that, or see her an hour a week. Which one?
Dad: The first deal sounds like a proper "compensation". *rolls eyes*
Me: Hey, at least I'm going to my dad's.

Mom: YOU BROKE THE GODDAMN COMPUTER I CAN'T FUCKING STAND THIS WHY DON'T YOU MOVE IN WITH YOUR FATHER SEE HOW YOU LIKE IT YOU LITTLE BRAT I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU-
Me: Jesus. Is it the weekend I get to go to my dad's yet?
Going to my dad's sounds GREAT right now.

by softjay144 May 29, 2008

Ripped my A to my V

A phrase used in both Family Guy by Lois and in American Dad by Francine to describe what happened to them during child birth. Presumably, it is the porn star equivalent of a coke addicts septum falling out.

"Have I ever shown you my cesarean scare? Oh wait that was with Hayley, with you I ripped my A to my V " - Francine (American Dad)

by Jason Whittle April 24, 2008

welcome to my life

One of Simple Plan's best songs. I can relate to it more than any other song I've heard, save perhaps Numb by Linkin Park.

You don't know what it's like
To be like me
To be hurt, To feel lost
To be left out in the dark
To be kicked, when you're down
Feel like you've been pushed around
To be on the edge of breaking down
and no one's there to save you
You don't know what it's liiike
Welcome to my life!

by Mustang GT May 10, 2005

Welcome To My Gran

This is what normal people say when introducing there Gran! Its polite and makes your gran feel welcome in you and your friends presence!

Jon: Aww Blud! Ain't that your granio?
Kay: Yea Boss!
Jon: Well Ain't ya gna say hello!
Kay: Jon Welcome to my gran!
Gran: Helllloooo Jon babe!! Heard your a real Go-er!
Kay: Gran, Please!
Gran:Sorry Darling, you made me feel a bit too welcome!
Jon: Dont Worry Granny babe!

by x-Kaylzz-x January 22, 2008

Hungry up to my rib cage

hunger pains that pulsate up to your sternum

After being on three connecting flights and two trains without a moment to eat I realized i was hungry up to my rib cage

by Michael Taylor December 4, 2003

Why did it teleport to my hand

A thing to say to someone if you would jerk off to them ironically

Video* of a naked black man*
Me: why did it teleport to my hand so quickly

by Tigre touchant June 12, 2022

Key to my heart

key to my heart....
Is literally... a key worn ....close to someones heart ....that you gave them... they carry the one and only key.... to open ur heart

Wow u still have the key to my heart around ur neck....its been a year...and we r both still waiting......

by PRETTY IN COPPER July 26, 2017