toiley

When you have an urgent announcement about your toilet and you type too fast.

I CLOGGED MY TOILEY

by irreksti March 27, 2015

Every Toilet, Every Ceiling Fan.

The phrase you use when you have to do an extensive amount of work, that is ultimately pointless.

John: What do we have to do in Language Arts tonight?
Isaac: Every toilet, every ceiling fan.

by Tearoze December 28, 2015

the toilet ate my lasagna

the best way to say that you had diarrhea, likely after eating at olive garden.

Sorry it smells so bad in there, the toilet ate my lasagna.

by marblecakealsothegame13 September 18, 2018

Dats a toilet

A phrase used by youtuber vanossgaming

"Hey, you see that?"
"Dats a toilet"

"Youtube.com/datsatoilet

by Dukes.1936 September 18, 2016

same shit different toilet

two or multiple different things essentially being the same.

physical version of tomato tomahto

Smoker: "I like to smoke Camel."
Non Smoker: "Camel, Marlboro, same shit different toilet."

by ConanSBC August 24, 2019

pug in the toilet

A metaphor for something that’s getting in the way of things.

It’s hard to move forward with our plans considering the pug in the toilet.

by Dr Bunnygirl November 19, 2019

Designated Farting Toilet

Designated Farting Toilet, or DFT for short, is a toilet (usually in a house inhabited by male roommates) dedicated to only farting. This toilet is not used for other wastes, it is reserved solely for flatulence. The reasoning behind this phenomenon is unknown, however male residents have been observed entering the bathroom, sitting down, releasing gas, then flushing the toilet and leaving. Members of the house who use the toilet for more than flatulence are often shunned and attacked by other house members.

Damn bro, did you really just piss in the Designated Farting Toilet?

by farder April 26, 2020