when you mostly text another individual from the bathroom for whatever reason. a many bathrooms have tiles. usually a close friend but can also be someone you are texting in secret.
by tardilady March 4, 2025
Get the tile texting mug.A strategic sexual maneuver indigenous to Iowa where and unsuspecting female partner participates in home renovations before being drawn into a coaching moment. Once engaged in the feedback the man unloads on the back of her head and the material she is working on at the moment. This act concludes by telling the female parter "breaks over, back to work"
Diana thought she was going to help remodel our basement until Andrew and I maneuvered a tile backsplash on her dome.
by 69chipmunks69 July 26, 2024
Get the tile backsplash mug.The act of slowly applying mortar on the crevices of another person's body, and meticulously placing ceramic tiles on the edge of said person's skin. Also, following with an appropriate amount of grout to the openings between each of the tiles. This should only be performed by adventurous people, and those who are willing to consent to this daring act.
You want to try something new babe? After a long day of tiling, I am curious as to how it would feel if I were to tile you.
by We the TWERK family July 13, 2017
Get the Tiling mug.Whenever someone has a ass that is do fucking flat; that even pancakes quiver in fear whenever they see people with a Tile Ass.
Chad 1: Oh mah gawd bro, Stephanie has such a Tile Ass dude
Chad 2: Yeah dude, but like Sun Tzu said, if there's a hole; there's a way.
Chad 2: Yeah dude, but like Sun Tzu said, if there's a hole; there's a way.
by Thatweirdcrazyguy September 30, 2020
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